say something about ... yourself!

[Will Bozarth]

"HAHA! YOUR MOTHER'S A RETARD!"
-my dad to me @ Opie & Anthony's Traveling Virus last year

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

says the person who writes, yet manages to stress out about everything

*shrug* when i'm writing, i'm not stressed out. it's just... the rest of the time that i'm conscious

 

[Will Bozarth]

? huh

my dad deals with alot of asians where he works (electronics)... he came home one day, and that was the first thing he said upon walking through the door.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"HAHA! YOUR MOTHER'S A RETARD!"
-my dad to me @ Opie & Anthony's Traveling Virus last year

your dad wins

 

[EricT]

Oh I'd never let anyone else read it. Only me.

I thought I had some pretty original ideas for a tradition fantasy book, anyway.

I have some ideas for a fantasy book to. Get this, the protagonist? A single guy in his mid 40's who works at a gas station. And the antagonist? A fucking hamburger made of dragon brains that controls the minds of young children.

The whole thing takes place in the ball pit at Ye Olde McDonalds...

Ok, so less Traditional Fantasy and more borderline pedophilic sadism.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Obama's black

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm too lazy to drag out the Dream Thread.

I had an interesting dream last night though, where this ghost-like woman was dragging along the corpses of her dead children. Two imaginary people and I were on a mission to kill her, because she was the boss in a Zelda temple. We were hiding among the corpses when she came over to us, and apparently couldn't tell we shouldn't be there because it was so dark. Then she told us to follow as she dragged one of the corpses, and the other two motioned to me that it was time to attack her but I was terrified.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

mmm, dragon-brain-burger

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'm too lazy to drag out the Dream Thread.

I had an interesting dream last night though, where this ghost-like woman was dragging along the corpses of her dead children. Two imaginary people and I were on a mission to kill her, because she was the boss in a Zelda temple. We were hiding among the corpses when she came over to us, and apparently couldn't tell we shouldn't be there because it was so dark. Then she told us to follow as she dragged one of the corpses, and the other two motioned to me that it was time to attack her but I was terrified.

zomg story.

go write now.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It isn't really story worthy.

 

[EricT]

Obama's black

Haha, drunk john (wait... is that his name, fuck, I'm too tired for remembering names) on Howard Stern this morning:

"It's the choice between a fucking woman and a fucking my pals, fuck this"

Howard and the rest went silent for a sec, then began to discuss. Drunk John then insisted he was just joking and is voting for Obama, but nobody believes him because A) He's drunk, B) He's Drunk.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Stern sucks a gigantic cock.

 

[Will Bozarth]

"They should make a mass grave in North Korea and just bury everybody."
-my dad - 8:11pm today

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

It isn't really story worthy.

but you could make it into one.

creepy ghost lady. you're on a quest to destroy her.

story!!

 

[EricT]

You suck a gigantic fucking cock. Stern is the best. Everyone else just wants to be Stern. Some are ok, but no one gets to the levels that Stern does.

 

[Shpongled]

what kind of risk is there? just do it

But that would entail thinking, which induces nervousness and anxiety due to self-proclaimed pressure to live up to the standards of others, which is also self-proclaimed.

It's much easier to just wish about it and never have to deal with the effort of actually doing it.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

creepy ghost lady. you're on a quest to destroy her.

story!!

cool premise for a comic, actually.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"They should make a mass grave in North Korea and just bury everybody."
-my dad - 8:11pm today

your dad and my dad should just go be racist together

 

[Will Bozarth]

You suck a gigantic fucking cock. Stern is the best. Everyone else just wants to be Stern. Some are ok, but no one gets to the levels that Stern does.

Stern might have been awesome way back when, but nowadays he's a pile of shit.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

But that would entail thinking, which induces nervousness and anxiety due to self-proclaimed pressure to live up to the standards of others, which is also self-proclaimed.

It's much easier to just wish about it and never have to deal with the effort of actually doing it.

get the fuck out of my head!!