say something about ... yourself!

[Will Bozarth]

should have said "Oh. I apologize. I actually meant 'cunt'!"

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I've gotten yelled at for calling a person sir or ma'am. They get all hippity because it makes them feel old. I'm sorry my parents raised me to be respectful. Although my dad calls everybody "ms. emily, ms. elizabeth, etc".

i've never had people get annoyed when i call them sir or ma'am. if anything, i just get older guys who laugh and say "don't call me sir, i'm not that old"

but it's good to know when people realize they don't deserve respect

it sounds weird, but it really bothers me when a customer, someone who i've never seen before, will come up to me, look at my apron and say "Hi, Laura, can you help me with etc" ... dunno, i guess it just bothers me when someone's forcing this feeling of familiarity with me just because i have to have my name written on my apron

*snaps fingers* YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

 

[Morganna]

Some dumb woman kept hitting her car door against mind WHILE I WAS SITTING IT getting ready to leave. I yelled out the window to her to stop hitting my car because it like the paint job. She had a dumb look on her face and started to say something that looked different than "I'm sorry", so I turned up the music and rode off. How do you repeatedly hit a car door? Can you not see it? Is a red sedan with music blaring not coming up on the radar?!

Seriously. People are way too stupid sometimes.

It is ashame she didn't get trapped under your wheel!

Just kidding! lol, these people make me mad though.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

'cunt'!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

*snaps fingers* YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

Complete with large black woman accent?

 

[Morganna]

What should I name my newest little green baby dragon?

 

[Will Bozarth]

Jeff Goldblum.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Phallus the Phallic Dragon

 

[Jace_Mereel]

it sounds weird, but it really bothers me when a customer, someone who i've never seen before, will come up to me, look at my apron and say "Hi, Laura, can you help me with etc" ... dunno, i guess it just bothers me when someone's forcing this feeling of familiarity with me just because i have to have my name written on my apron

My dad does that. He'll also say things like "Don't worry Laura, it'll look good on your resume" after you've helped him. A strange man indeed.

My name tag at HT says "Zeus".

 

[Morganna]

Complete with large black woman accent?

 

[Morganna]

Phallus the Phallic Dragon

The winner! I hope it lets me name him/her that lol. I don't look at their genders before I name them usually.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Complete with large black woman accent?

exactly

*does the snake-head*

 

[Morganna]

YES! The little green guy is now officially, Phallus the Phallic Dragon

 

[Will Bozarth]

The winner! I hope it lets me name him/her that lol. I don't look at their genders before I name them usually.

 

[Morganna]

Awww, you get the next hatch Will. I got two more in the oven.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

You know, the stump could be used in mind blowingly erotic ways.

This guy at work always told me this story, his uncle was missing a hand, always had chicks around. So one day the guy asks his uncle how he does it. The uncle held up the stump at this wrist....

*shudders*

 

[Will Bozarth]

Awww, you get the next hatch Will. I got two more in the oven.

YAY!

Jeff Goldblum for the next one!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

lolz jeff goldblum

 

[Morganna]

YES! Which one you want, the pink or the grey one to be named Jeff Goldblum?

 

[Will Bozarth]

Goldblum totally gets the grey one