say something about ... yourself!

[EricT]

I came really close to hitting a juggalo with a 3500lb steel drum today. Cleaning and reassembling this machine, right... and the time came for the heavy shit. So I block off the fucking area, hang up a few signs. One of those ones that are written in just about every major language, just so the point of "DO NOT ENTER" is understood, and I even translated it into Klingon, "ta' ghobe' 'el", just to make fucking sure everything is covered. Of course, one jackass decides to enter this area around the time I go for the drum. Not even sure if he even works in the building or what, but he ignored the fucking sign. On the forklift I have, I can't hear shit. Loud japanese motherfucker. Start moving it, look over to the side after a sec and see the guy, 1 foot from the fucking thing, one of those stupid fucking juggalo looks. Slam on the breaks, and for once I had remembered to chain it to the forklift. Had I not, it would have slid off the forks and crushed the stupid motherfucker where he stood.

I regret attaching that chain.

Dumbass motherfucker just keeps walking, oblivious to the world around him... Talk about a subculture that really needs to get killed off.

 

[Morganna]

Goldblum totally gets the grey one

Ok, now we just have to make sure Goldblum gets hatched! Come on guys, give Jeff Goldblum the chance for life!

 

[Will Bozarth]

WOO

 

[Morganna]

I came really close to hitting a juggalo with a 3500lb steel drum today. Cleaning and reassembling this machine, right... and the time came for the heavy shit. So I block off the fucking area, hang up a few signs. One of those ones that are written in just about every major language, just so the point of "DO NOT ENTER" is understood, and I even translated it into Klingon, "ta' ghobe' 'el", just to make fucking sure everything is covered. Of course, one jackass decides to enter this area around the time I go for the drum. Not even sure if he even works in the building or what, but he ignored the fucking sign. On the forklift I have, I can't hear shit. Loud japanese motherfucker. Start moving it, look over to the side after a sec and see the guy, 1 foot from the fucking thing, one of those stupid fucking juggalo looks. Slam on the breaks, and for once I had remembered to chain it to the forklift. Had I not, it would have slid off the forks and crushed the stupid motherfucker where he stood.

I regret attaching that chain.

Dumbass motherfucker just keeps walking, oblivious to the world around him... Talk about a subculture that really needs to get killed off.

Damn! Lucky for his dumb ass, your not one. Otherwise, SPLAT! wow, he doesn't even know how lucky he is today.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Bozzltov (7:40:16 PM): my mom got my dad some iced tea
Bozzltov (7:41:07 PM): my dad goes "i didnt know you got cups"
Bozzltov (7:41:18 PM): i said in my best black accent, "we been had dem muthafuckin cups"
Bozzltov (7:41:30 PM): my parents started to crack up
Bozzltov (7:41:41 PM): my dad goes "dis is some goood mothafuckin icedtea in these cocksuckin cups"

 

[Nikki]

Bozzltov (7:40:16 PM): my mom got my dad some iced tea
Bozzltov (7:41:07 PM): my dad goes "i didnt know you got cups"
Bozzltov (7:41:18 PM): i said in my best black accent, "we been had dem muthafuckin cups"
Bozzltov (7:41:30 PM): my parents started to crack up
Bozzltov (7:41:41 PM): my dad goes "dis is some goood mothafuckin icedtea in these cocksuckin cups"

lol, New Jersey

<3

 

[Will Bozarth]

my dad: "I wonder if they have mongoloid dogs."

 

[Undefined]

Bozzltov (7:40:16 PM): my mom got my dad some iced tea
Bozzltov (7:41:07 PM): my dad goes "i didnt know you got cups"
Bozzltov (7:41:18 PM): i said in my best black accent, "we been had dem muthafuckin cups"
Bozzltov (7:41:30 PM): my parents started to crack up
Bozzltov (7:41:41 PM): my dad goes "dis is some goood mothafuckin icedtea in these cocksuckin cups"

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

lolz will's parents

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hit a wall with that zombie story

i really need to work on how to "move" a story. and on writing action sequences.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I used to write so many stories as a kid, where I would just make them up as I went along.

I'm afraid to now, because I don't know if I could do that anymore.

 

[Will Bozarth]

what kind of risk is there? just do it

 

[EricT]

LOL... @ John

Nobody expects anything good out you, so whats the worst that can happen?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Oh I'd never let anyone else read it. Only me.

I thought I had some pretty original ideas for a traditional fantasy book, anyway.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

lolz will's parents

ITS A CHICKEN!!!!!

 

[Morganna]

Bozzltov (7:40:16 PM): my mom got my dad some iced tea
Bozzltov (7:41:07 PM): my dad goes "i didnt know you got cups"
Bozzltov (7:41:18 PM): i said in my best black accent, "we been had dem muthafuckin cups"
Bozzltov (7:41:30 PM): my parents started to crack up
Bozzltov (7:41:41 PM): my dad goes "dis is some goood mothafuckin icedtea in these cocksuckin cups"

your parents are a trip!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

what kind of risk is there? just do it

srsly

maybe writing would get your head away from all the shit you stress out about

 

[Will Bozarth]

says the person who writes, yet manages to stress out about everything

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ITS A CHICKEN!!!!!

"There oughta be a hitler for slant-eyes!"

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

? huh