say something about ... yourself!

[Captain Beard]

Needs to take this sweater off, it doesn't fit well.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

is contemplating getting more lasagna

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

has symptoms of inflammatory breast cancer, or:

* Clothing irritation

* Bra irritation

* Soap allergy

* Perfume allergy

* Fungal infection

* Hormone replacement therapy

* Paget's disease

* Allergy to laundry detergent

* Breast cancer

* Eczema

* See also causes of itching skin

* Nipple rash

 

[EricT]

Is almost drunk yet again. Can't seem to pass almost this week though, I seem to get too tired to lift the beer to my mouth, give up, and sleep.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

cara: did you find that stuff on webmd?

i was looking up the potential causes of the weird legs pains (specifically the weird pains in my big toes) and the most likely cause was gout.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

laura: yes as well as many other websites. my left boob hurts and the nipple itches! blarrgh. if not better by next week then i'll have to go to the boob doctor

come with me, they can test your boobs for gout.

 

[Lunar Still]

is scrumtrelescent.

 

[Captain Beard]

Is amused.

Joint flareups due to uric acid buildup in teh boobs? Laura, you never told us your titties were like arms.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you'd be amazed what they can do...

they feet only started bothering me after we all went out to a club and i wore those blue polka-dotted slippers that really pinched my big toes. it was the left one moreso that the right one, which is the one giving me trouble most of the time, but that seems like the most likely explanation.

but i'd love to get my boobs tested with you, cara! maybe we can test each others' boobs...

 

[Captain Beard]

I've armed my ninjas with cameras due to that statement.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

is wondering just what kind of "meat miracle" david is

 

[flying_whale]

Cara, I really hope it is nothing serious and you don't have breast cancer!
Oh and give the boob doc the pleasure to touch your boobies anyway. He is probably feeling pretty lonely

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Thanks, I hope not either

Meh, boob doctors touch boobs all the time. No big thrill, for most of them.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i'm also probobly gonna have to get some kind of boob/gyno exam when/if i see about getting my baby-killers switched.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

bahh, i just ate a shitload of lasagna about 5 min ago, like to the point where i couldn't eat anymore, and now i'm hungry again. lame.

 

[Captain Beard]

His bigness is perfection.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Hey Cara your avatar looks cool is it an album cover? I hope your boobs don't have cancer too by the way

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

VAST! i remember them!

 

[Captain Beard]

Is looking for this vast album after reading about choirs, monks, and orchestras.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Is terrified of big fish.