say something about ... yourself!

[Liverslapper]

lol i was playing halo with tyler yesterday and i don't remember much of it....i drank myself retarded last night....again.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Some woman followed me about 4 minutes out to tell me I forgot to put my gas cap back on and it fell.

Faith in humanity +1. I fucking love good hearted people. This is why I go through all so much money and break my back trying to make others happy.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

And why the hell can't I ever get laid in my dreams? I come so close. I was kissing her, her boobies, but then when it was time to fuck there was nothing and I wake up.

GAH!

 

[Anvil]

lol i was playing halo with tyler yesterday and i don't remember much of it....i drank myself retarded last night....again.

Yea, you were terrible. But don't fret, I won't hold it against you, bb.

 

[Liverslapper]

lol and then i made burritos, and talked to my girlfriend about overkills. I woke up, saw burritos and asked who made them....i guess i did.


i had a few killing frenzy's last night...then when i started to get real drunk i just fucking sucked i guess....i remember helping some kid with skull locations on legendary last night then everything got a little blurry from there.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

And why the hell can't I ever get laid in my dreams? I come so close. I was kissing her, her boobies, but then when it was time to fuck there was nothing and I wake up.

GAH!

This post made me sad.

 

[Shpongled]

And why the hell can't I ever get laid in my dreams? I come so close. I was kissing her, her boobies, but then when it was time to fuck there was nothing and I wake up.

GAH!

Dude the same exact thing happens to me haha. I'll dreaming up a storm until the point where it comes time to actually do the deed, and every single time, without fail, something comes up that keeps it from happening. The most common reason being that she forgot something and has to run out to get it really quickly, or the phone rings, or whatever... but every time it ends with me waking up thinking "What the fuck was that about?!"

<3 confusion

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Ahaha! I think I know it's a psychological thing for me. I don't know what pussy feels like so when it gets to that my brain says wait...I don't know what to do John. The dream has to end.

 

[Lord Foul]

Basically, you're getting a 404: Not Found

 

[Shpongled]

Ahaha! I think I know it's a psychological thing for me.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

You guys crack me up.

 

[Liverslapper]

ahahahaha i changed my girlfriends status message on gmail too "Fucking my boyfriends best friend" then acted all serious and questioned her about it..she freaked out.



AHAHAHAHAA LOLZ it was awesome.

 

[Captain Beard]

AHAHAHA LOLZ TRUST ISSUES FORTHCOMING IN THAT RELATIONSHIP

 

[Liverslapper]

That's why me and your mum got a divorce.

 

[Swabs]

The correct term is "Your mum and I".

 

[Captain Beard]

Wouldn't be surprised. She divorced my father 3 times and remarried him each one.

 

[Liverslapper]

oh noes

 

[Liverslapper]

Wouldn't be surprised. She divorced my father 3 times and remarried him each one.

I don't even know my real mom that much

 

[Swabs]

oh noes

YEAH "OH NOES" IS RIGHT, GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME PHAGGET!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Vodka ST made with love and care by me.