say something about ... yourself!

take more exemptions next year, you're getting fucked on interest

Or, if you prefer: stop giving the government interest-free loans, they'll just misspend the money.
I can't legally take exemptions, and since you're not aware of the situations behind why I get that much back, you can keep your opinions to yourself, thank you.
 
you know you drank to much when you ask someone

"What did i do last night?"




i watched Family Guy; Blue Harvest last night...


your gonna either love it or hate it.

If you like star-wars and know the movies & books, you will love it. If you don't your just gonna be like


"i don't get it"

i would bust out laughing and my friends would tell me it wasn't that funny, then i would have to explain to them what happened in the actual movie...then they would be like


"oohhhhhhh ok"




...im gonna stop talking now