my mom's new thing - i guess because of all the shit with my brother and sister recently and me being away from home for so long - is trying to domesticate me and ... i guess just teach me all the practical skills she never bothered to teach me when i was younger. so basically, it's like she's trying to teach a retarded kid life skills. she over-explains the simplest of tasks and just stands there and watches me carry them out so i just fuck shit up intentionally to make her realize how ridiculous she's being
i was on the phone with will and the brownies were done baking, so, since she was standing in the kitchen right next to the stove and all, she called me down to take them out of the oven ... because taking stuff out of the oven is a major life skill i need to be taught i guess. so i'm just sitting there after i get off the phone, seeing how long it'll take for the brownies to burn because she needs me to demonstrate that i have some cognitive skills.