say something about ... yourself!

Figures it happened even before I opened the store. I was putting up a bunch of new posters for the Canucks Pay-Per-View, and we have one of those, red swingline staplers. Stupid me, I forgot to hit the release button to bring it up, instead yanking on it with my finger on the staple trigger. Yep. Smart.
 
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i tried to take one today but i seriously just can't smile in a picture that i take myself. dunno why. face muscles just won't do it. i have pictures with friends where i'm smiling, though. i'll try to find them and post them here
 
gahh we have a wood-burning stove downstairs and i guess my mom lit the candles on the metal shelf over the stove and the candles burned down and started a small fire. now the whole house smells fucking acrid