say something about ... yourself!

[dreaming neon darkspot]

also: damnit! i was supposed to be buy toothpaste today.

 

[Captain Beard]

Use glue?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

with all my teeth pulled out, i won't have to worry about preventing cavities!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm having these weird mind trips "im drunk" about aliens. I mean, you Neverboarders are smart right? Aleins are real right? It's so weird that they're out there having conversations. What do they look like?

 

[Captain Beard]

with all my teeth pulled out, i won't have to worry about preventing cavities!

See? Efficiency is awesome!

 

[Lunar Still]

I wuz in Lauras fone, spoilin her movie lolz

 

[Liverslapper]

I'm having these weird mind trips "im drunk" about aliens. I mean, you Neverboarders are smart right? Aleins are real right? It's so weird that they're out there having conversations. What do they look like?

Your trippin

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I wuz in Lauras fone, spoilin her movie lolz

my phone was off during the movie. your plans were foiled! *cackles maniacally*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

okay, so apparently there were a few twigs on my carpet. shit if i know, we might've tracked them in from outside or something - your guess is as good as mine. so my mom comes in and asks me why there are twigs on my carpet. her mentioning them was the first i noticed of the things. she asked me where they came from, i told her i didn't know, and she told me this:
"Why is everything with you 'I don't know'? Everything is you should know.*"

* - verbatim

she's crazy. just wanted to share! i figure det som would've gotten a kick out of it since we seem to have common ground as far as the insane jesus-loving mothers.

now back to your regularly scheduled programming

 

[Lunar Still]

You should have told her they came from a tree, and then launched into a lengthy explanation of how plants grow.

 

[wickedsensation]

I'm still about about the rape.

 

[wickedsensation]

Oh, I also forgot to mention semi-rape.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Whoa who are you???

 

[Liverslapper]

He is the man that will put hot acid down your throat and dissolve your testicals.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

You should have told her they came from a tree, and then launched into a lengthy explanation of how plants grow.

of course that would've led into the topic of evolution which is, of course, against God and, of course, leads to drugs.

 

[Lunar Still]

Oh come now, a healthy mother-daughter philosophical discussion/shouting match would have really brought you two together. Or apart. Yeah, brought you two apart. That phrase doesn't not sound awkward.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Yes, I don't agree.

 

[wickedsensation]

TEOL!

 

[Liverslapper]

*sniffles*

 

[wickedsensation]

Hode it up!