say something about ... yourself!

[Swabs]

So I've got some pretty important exams in a week and I'm shitting so many bricks about it I could rebuild the Berlin Wall.

 

[Liverslapper]

that explains the cut on my tongue!

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

I will snowboarding for the first time tonight with my friend and boyfriend who are pretty good at it.

 

[Liverslapper]

I will snowboarding for the first time tonight with my friend and boyfriend who are pretty good at it.

prepare for your ass to hurt.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

prepare for your ass to hurt.

and also, prepare for falling down a lot while snowboarding.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

prepare for your ass to hurt.

I think she's prepared for that every night.

 

[Liverslapper]

and also, prepare for falling down a lot while snowboarding.

I think she's prepared for that every night.

 

[Lordlucid]

I love snowboarding! yus!

 

[Macharius]

Boobies!

 

[EricT]

There is a god. Seriously, here me out on this. For the past few years, I've been praying for Tasty Kake Butterscotch Krimpets to come to store near me. Literally fucking praying. Today, walmart delivered the answer my prayers.

There is a god guys, and he works through conglomerates.

All hail this GOD!

 

[Shpongled]

Kake God?

 

[Shpongled]

as in... the second half of "bukkake?"

 

[Nikki]

butterscotch krimpets are heavenly....wants...



NOW!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

The dog smacked me with his head again, but instead of busting my lip open like last time he chipped off a hunk of my front tooth. GAH

Damn you aren't having good luck are you?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Damn you aren't having good luck are you?

I'm a walking disaster

 

[EricT]

Next person on the board to have a kid should name it "Disaster"...

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Next person on the board to have a kid should name it "Disaster"...

That reminds me, I had a dream that Cara was pregnant. FUCKING WEIRD

 

[Liverslapper]

That reminds me, I had a dream that Cara was pregnant. FUCKING WEIRD

dah daH DAHHHH!

 

[Captain Beard]

I had a dream my asshole was a dimensional gate to a void of death and rot.

It makes sense, really.

Also, had Red Robin, woot.

 

[EricT]

That reminds me, I had a dream that Cara was pregnant. FUCKING WEIRD

I can't even begin to imagine how fucking awesome a kid parented by Cara and Derick would turn out. It would wander the plains of Texas on a raptor, blasting Absu and tossing chunky menstrual blood at those passing by.