Sex Outdoors

[RosesofShadow]

I really dont need to know when you have sex the first time.

Now... that semi-virgin stuff... thats nonsense dude. Girls dont get semi-virgin when they go to the gyno... nor when they use tampax! Do you guys have sexual education at schools in Phillipines?

No Sexual Education here...

yes i know they don't get semi-virgin...i just used the term to describe that something was inserted before some penis. And the device was inserted in her ass not in her pussy...so she's still a real virgin.

To be devirginized, is to have real sex and real intercourse.

And the pills stuff...i don't really know. I can't say anything, all i know is that they have some side effects on some girls. Anyways, i'm gonna ask my mother, she is a nurse and she knows those stuff. (She even gave us condoms...5 boxes i guess)

 

[Hitori]

this is just getting too funny, all of it

 

[BasilisK]

I still don't get it. This one or the "Mating" thread. I think they're both on the same subject, but I got lost pretty fast.

 

[Hitori]

this thread was the "sex outdoors" thread for like, the first page. then there was some talk about virginity as well, but it mainly should be called the "lets chip in and pay for a hotel room for RosesofShadow and his girlfriend" thread.

 

[Susie]

this thread was the "sex outdoors" thread for like, the first page. then there was some talk about virginity as well, but it mainly should be called the "lets chip in and pay for a hotel room for RosesofShadow and his girlfriend" thread.

hahaha yeah your right

 

[Taliesin]

You would so donate 5 bucks

 

[BasilisK]

I'd throw in $5 too if it'd get the dude laid. Sounds to me like it's about time.

 

[AcesHigh]

this thread was the "sex outdoors" thread for like, the first page. then there was some talk about virginity as well, but it mainly should be called the "lets chip in and pay for a hotel room for RosesofShadow and his girlfriend" thread.

right, here is a motel I take my girl when we wanna have sex outside our houses. We can pay for him to take his girl to one of these. They are not very expensive. The RoundTable Bedroom is about 15 dollars for 4 hours. The Royal Bedroom custs 46 dollars for 6 hours...

Mini Bedroom of the Round Table (round bed on the floor, handcuffs, sofa, jacuzzi for 2 people, air conditioned, frigobar, sound system and TV with porn channels)

Bedoom of the Tower (round bed on the floor, handcuffs, frigobar, air conditioned, living room, sound system and TV 29" with porn channels)

Bedroom of the Court (round bed on the floor and a normal bed, living room, cage with handcuffs, erotic chair with handcuffs, water matress, air conditioned, fireplace, sofa, jacuzzi for 2 people, frigobar, sound system and TV with porn channels)

Royal Room (elevator, party area with barbecue roaster, dancing floor, 2 cages with handcuffs, fireplace, 2 bedrooms (with beds on the floor and normal beds), erotic chair, jacuzzi for six people, handcuffs, collars, etc, etc, etc

 

[RosesofShadow]

this thread was the "sex outdoors" thread for like, the first page. then there was some talk about virginity as well, but it mainly should be called the "lets chip in and pay for a hotel room for RosesofShadow and his girlfriend" thread.

Hey...you know, you're right. My gf is daring me to go to a hotel and then she will let me do her there...but she knows i don't have that much money so she is so brave and i don't want to do it with her in a cheap hotel or motel.

There are some motels here that's so cheap but you and your partner are in a standing position all 3 hours and you must find your way to get hot sex while standing for 3 hours. And the big time hotels here are real expensive. I think that's where she wants and dares me to go.

I'm saving money to buy a new computer because my pc sucks hard. It's down again and it's only running in 32 mb ram. I'm browsing the net in the office by the way, so it's faster.

 

[RosesofShadow]

right, here is a motel I take my girl when we wanna have sex outside our houses. We can pay for him to take his girl to one of these. They are not very expensive. The RoundTable Bedroom is about 15 dollars for 4 hours. The Royal Bedroom custs 46 dollars for 6 hours...

Thanks for the help man. That's a bit cheap..but is that in Brazil? I've never travelled before outside the country and i don't have the money too to travel and pay for two seats in an airplane.

But the motel is real pretty...i wanna go there with her. Man, if i could just have the money...

Man if i would be rich...i'll contact you and get us there immediately.

 

[AcesHigh]

are motels in other coutries places ONLY to have sex as in Brasil?

 

[RosesofShadow]

In our country...motels are just for sex, motels are labeled as sex rooms not as resting place for motorists.

Some motels even have hidden cameras to tape the love making of partners there. And then they will sell the tape to mass-produce it. But some folks even tape their actual love making in motels and then after 3 years or so...the tape will be mass-produced, just like what happened to Pam and Tommy which i think is spread on the internet.

 

[Hitori]

My gf is daring me to go to a hotel and then she will let me do her there...but she knows i don't have that much money so she is so brave and i don't want to do it with her in a cheap hotel or motel.

that is not BRAVE, its teasing because she knows you won't do it :Smug:

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

The above is called pre-menstrual tension, not pill side-effects LOL
Nah, really, for many women, the pill works perfectly. And it also has good side effects (some contrary to the described above) on women, like it lessens PMT pains in the belly, and it regularizes the cycle. You can use it even to completely terminate monthly periods if you wish so.

Really, women hormones are so messed up that pill or no pill... if you get pregnant because you dont take pill, your hormones will get messed up anyway... including weight increase, depression, etc, etc.

Hahaha you are unbelievable. Only ignorant men can talk bullshit like that. Luckily there are also men who at least try to understand. Try walking in women's shoes for a day and you'd know.

 

[RosesofShadow]

Yeah teasing...bravery, guess the two of it are present. She's somewhat teasing me also, but i'll try to do it if i have the fucking money unless you raise funds for me (just kidding, i can save for myself)

 

[Hitori]

no, i think you're not worth our generousity, if you were horny enough you'd have had SEX OUTDOORS like normal teens in a conservative country do
or a motel room, or a car, come on, use your imagination.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

Way to go V.B.
This thread turned out to be kinda hilarious.

 

[Spike]

@AcesHigh: Nice place, but it ain't exactly... 'outdoorsy' now is it?

I'm saving money to buy a new computer because my pc sucks hard. It's down again and it's only running in 32 mb ram. I'm browsing the net in the office by the way, so it's faster.

*wonders about your ability to proritize*

that is not BRAVE, its teasing because she knows you won't do it :Smug:

Amen.

 

[Spike]

Sorry dude, but sometimes I just wanna smack people like you...... V.B. and a few others would no doubt understand why.

 

[MotherNorth]

In our country...motels are just for sex, motels are labeled as sex rooms not as resting place for motorists.

Some motels even have hidden cameras to tape the love making of partners there. And then they will sell the tape to mass-produce it. But some folks even tape their actual love making in motels and then after 3 years or so...the tape will be mass-produced, just like what happened to Pam and Tommy which i think is spread on the internet.

I had a commercial idea for you: as you said you haven't so much money to take your girl to an hotel you should go to a motel with the hidden camera and tape your sexual performance. Then you sell the video on an internet site and you'll have the money for other times in hotel

Just to make the thread funnier