Shakespeare

[circus_brimstone]

I've got to write a paper about Shakespeare's Richard II and Henry IV part I. Specifically, the imagery used to related to kings. What are some of the things I should say?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

If I had copies of those on hand, i'd bust that shit out and hand you my 95%+ scoring english load-of-crap that I mastered so well. So i don't, so my advice is to read em both, and write down anything that sounds similar. then compare them and... bob's your incestuous uncle.

edit: and in case you are wondering. i often write university level english essays/papers for friends in exchange for money and tang.

 

[circus_brimstone]

If I had copies of those on hand, i'd bust that shit out and hand you my 95%+ scoring english load-of-crap that I mastered so well. So i don't, so my advice is to read em both, and write down anything that sounds similar. then compare them and... bob's your incestuous uncle.

edit: and in case you are wondering. i often write university level english essays/papers for friends in exchange for money and tang.

I was being sarcastic, though. I'm an English Writing major, so I'll do well enough. I shouldn't have saved it to the last minute. Either way, thanks for offering to help, but not helping in the end.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha, your english bullshitting skills probably kick the shit out of mine in a most triumphant way.

I still think its funny that I've been writting essays for people taking university classes for the last 3 years. Mostly just friends, but sometimes they reccomend me to hot chicks. mmm lawyer-in-training hotness....

I gotta talk to Kris about hooking me up with some more essays to write.


and the whole procrastinating thing.... I got this essay 2 weeks ago. it's due tomorow first thing. Everyone in the class except the ultra-omega-alpha geek king Ricardo (also the dumbest person in the class, ironically) is writing it right now.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

hehe, here's a sample of the notes I've got for one portion of htis essay... i can squeeze probably a good 4-500 words out of it without fluffing.

X.25 Framing

- LAPB, related to HDLC
- See protocols.com link (theres maybe 150 words worth of crap here)
-Command/Respone Frames
- frame type shitz
- I frame, S Frame, U frame


...

voila... 1/4 of the essay. (intro, conclusion, bibliography and Table of Contents don't count, since they're easy )

 

[NAD]

Plagiarized existence exist,
Among the writers of the word,
Shake your spear at Shakespeare,
Shake your spear at Shakespeare,
Loud and noisy,
Strong refrigerators,
Gaining independence,
Gaining independence,
Stupid people do stupid things,
Smart people outsmart each other,
Then themselves, then themselves,
Then themselves, then themselves,
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely
My blue moon rivets in exits,
Forewarned customary spirits,
By myself, by myself,
By myself, by myself,
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely,
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely.

oh man, i feel like it's 1998 and i was a virgin all over again.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Hey, I finished my english essay last night and it's due in a week from now, does that make me gay?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

no. It merely shows that the education system hasn't violated your sorry ass to the point where you just don't give a rats ass about anything but getting the fuck out of hell as soon as possible. Sometimes subconciously causing you to try and fail yourself out in order to be free... only to scramble at the last minute and save yourself through rapid absorption of horrible stuff through force of will alone.

At least in my case. I was like you at the start of last year. But 5 days a week of constant educational curb-stomping has dampened my enthusiasm to the point of having to force myself merely to wake up.

 

[Demilich]

oh man, i feel like it's 1998 and i was a virgin all over again.

I WAS A VIRGIN IN 2002, I WIN!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I just like to get an early start on things because as soon as the deadline pressure is applied I start to go haywire and patch together the worst piece of work possible.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I WAS A VIRGIN IN 2002, I WIN!

I AM STILL ONE LADIES TAKE PITY ON ME PLEASE

 

[J.]

when we read MacBeth in high school English, I was Mac Duff, so I got to kill MacBeth. It ruled.

mmmmmmmmmm, Duff

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha. i work better under pressure. Sadly. event hough I hate pressure.

Onlyt hing I ever got to be in high school was louis Riel. I got totally fucked by the justice system. Then hung or shot or whatever ( I don't remember now).

 

[circus_brimstone]

Finished the paper, like, half an hour ago. No problem!

 

[Night Mare]

I AM STILL ONE LADIES TAKE PITY ON ME PLEASE

Damn, I thought I was going to win with my 2004 claim, but I guess there are sadder people than me...
... I kid, I kid, don't worry man, it won't be long, all you have to do is mention your formidable RC post count and panties will drop all around you, it's a proven fact.
Failing that, Claws of Perdition has a good theory; "When all else fails, chloroform does the trick."

 

[Nico]

Damn, I thought I was going to win with my 2004 claim, but I guess there are sadder people than me...

Indeed

 

[Night Mare]

Indeed

Coming from the man who is making a trip to Cairns to spend a week with his woman?

 

[Nate The Great]

One of my upper level Shakespeare classes involved only his comic works. It was a pretty awesome class. The first day of class we did an experiment where everybody sat in a circle (like 17 of us) and stared at each other. The teacher told us we could all go home if we lasted longer than 1 minute without laughing. Some girl started laughing within like 5 seconds! Then the teacher encouraged us to tell racial and politically incorrect jokes. He related all of that to Shakespeare of course. He also asked us when we lost our virginity . . . most people refused to answer. He was one of my favorite teachers. He's actually one of the nations leading experts on Shakespeare.

Anyway . . .

 

[Henrik Main]

Attn: Thread starter

Seen this?

http://www.pearsoned.co.uk/Bookshop/detail.asp?item=100000000124119
http://www.sirhenryneville.com/

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Finished the paper, like, half an hour ago. No problem!

I finished mine at aboout the same time as your post. I also dog fucked the entire time I worked on it. Fuck I hate the class I had to write that for.