Shitting while singing "velvet thorns"

Absolut Jim Varney

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Oct 6, 2003
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Has anyone noticed that if you sing velvet thorns (of drynwhyl, of course) out loud while taking a shit, your system is cleaned out much easier.
I started bleeding, but I probably won't need to shit for about 6 days.
Roughly.
 
basically my goal is to liven up the katatonia board.
they make great music, but there needs to have more entertaining posts!
 
it's somewhat fun, slightly painful
i did the ole drynwhyl + shitting routine in my dorm one time, the cops were called but 'sall good.
 
hmm...still feeling the effects, this isn't such a good idea after all
it DOES clean out your system...and much more...