Short People Ruin Everything

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i fucking started this thread, a day goes by, and now look:

pricks, i am here to reclaim this fucking thread.
 
azal: don't you DARE tell her what a spinner is

kittstar: get your head out of the gutter. goddamnit, will you let that sink in? get your FUCKING TEENIE HEAD out of the GUTTER. you're flitting about a nest of rotting, half-dead crabs who will suck your eyes out at the drop of a bottle of ripple. it won't happen movie gang-starr style, it'll be long and greasy and drawn out and messy soul-sucking. i mean look at azal's avatar! LIGHTEN, LENGTHEN, and get the fuck away from those pus-glopped claws! if you were my sister i'd smack hellish sense into you!!

xfer: shut the fuck up!

lizard: have your wife or girlfriend or whatnot turn on the hose!

all right assholes, i'm taking the goddamn gloves off
 
Somebody needs a nap and a cookie *looking at Goatschool*
Why with the insults? Why with the hurting? WHY?? I'm sick I have a really high fever, I can't stop sneezing and my head hurts. I don't need more hurting!!! I show you nothing but love. NOTHING BUT LOVE!!! Why?
 
i'm not here to entertain you. you get that straight.

let me ask you this, chupe. are you going to deck out your wedding posse in shades of blue? are you going to pop the best man (?) in the eyes and announce "this is the best day of my life but yet I MISS THE MARTY FELDMAN AVATAR? so is your wife going to post now? are you going to mount a camera in your honeymoon suite? are you going to arrange the crabs casino in a manner in which they spell out SERB? are you going to sit around at b'nai b'rith L.A. reception hall and crack jokes about corn shucking?

get your head on straight, taco. this is FAKE. all of it, a ruse. a bullshit of massive proportions. the only way this site could redeem itself is if it mere hosted KD mp3s and a star ranking system below each option.