Short People Ruin Everything

[goatschool]

upgrade: SOS to lizard's wife: TURN THE HOSE on this richard hoagland-esque maniac, for christ's sake

 

[minxnim]

goatschool is goatschool. you don't fucking get it. it's like new math and you're all the old calculator. stop the ride and get off you know? go to the mall or something, better yet... drown people you know in some well feigned optimism while you secretly eat them alive.

xoxo minx

 

[minxnim]

OMFG NIX YOU RUINED K.S.'s DAY!!!!!!!!! (which happens whenever people post apparently or something)

 

[minxnim]

"officially hurt"

 

[minxnim]

 

[goatschool]

i needn't say more

 

[goatschool]

except:

KS is due to graduate the jr college of messageboard emotions any day now... KS pull that 3rd eye blind CD out of your pile of angst and listen to the title track!!!

this isn't no oakland comm. coll 1 credit course in m-board etiquette! this[i/] is a decrepit data processing center full of theiving ugly spinsters that have been sealed off from the outside world for 15 years with only each-wretched-other and scraps of pencil lead for entertainment, fed bread&water through slots in the door! do you not understand? I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, HERE.

 

[minxnim]

i mean if people can't see the nobel prize here it's not my fault you know? i can't be pulling the world out of the dark forever.

 

[xfer]

i just wrote a paper about Philip Roth's "Defender of the Faith" on Tuesday!

 

[minxnim]

hm well anyway borowski is like 7,000 times more awesome than him but...

 

[xfer]

Poles > Jews

 

[goatschool]

in a better world, tall drink of water academics are sent to thule for matters of tissue recoordination

 

[xfer]

"ultima thule" is one of the better Nabokov short stories.

 

[Josh Seipp]

this thread is oh so slightly redemptive (speaking in terms of binary in general)

 

[goatschool]

well in that case i can do better, VangelicSurgeon... working with the hormonal response to the goddamnshit system which spawned the stinko EPS gradient is kind of like building the silicon breast enhancement out of mud, you know??

 

[Josh Seipp]

replacing your guitar strings with dried ropes of rubber glue?

 

[goatschool]

slapping erogeneous zones with twines of snot!

 

[goatschool]

THE HONEYMOON IS OVER, DOUCHEBAGS. you cannot fuck with <5'6" tribe

 

[Josh Seipp]

speaker cones construcetd of cooked lasagne noodles

typos you don't bother fixing

I give

 

[lizard]

excellent. Lil Goatschool is issuing the smackdown.