Sieg HEIL! Hitlery Rotten is gesprochen!

[Jurched]

You sumbitches haven't read Hitlery Rotten lately? Shame, shame! Read on!*

(*Warning: its kinda fucked up and brainless)

Suppose you were meeting today to decide who got the vouchers.

First parent who comes says, "I want to send my daughter to St. Peter's Roman Catholic school," and you say, "Great, wonderful school, here's your voucher."

Next parent who comes says, "I want to send, you know, my child to the Jewish day school." "Great, here's your voucher."

Next parent who comes says, "I want to send my child to the private school that I've always dreamed of sending my child to." "Fine, here's your voucher."

Next parent who comes says, "I want to send my child to the school of the church of the white supremacist."

You say, "Wait a minute, you can't send -- we're not giving you a voucher for that."

And the parent says, "Well, the way I read Genesis, Cain was marked, therefore I believe in white supremacy, and therefore, you gave it to a Catholic parent, you gave it to a Jewish parent, you gave it to a secular private school parent. Under the Constitution, you can't discriminate against me."

So as the next parent comes and says, "I want to send my child to the school of the jihad." "Wait a minute, we're not going to send a child with taxpayer dollars to school of the jihad."

"Well, you gave it to the Catholics, you gave it to the Jews, you gave it to the private secular people, you going to tell me I can't?

I'm a taxpayer, under the Constitution." Now, tell me how we're going to make those choices?

Clearly, her answer is by violating the First Amendment and restricting peoples' right to freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, and naturally, the entitled parental rights that Libs always want to flush down the can.

She is such a dried-out stupid cunt.

Jurched

 

[MyHatred]

All I can say is if she runs for President, the Democratic party will lose by a landslide. I really hope that she won't run in the next election. Even I think her "plantation" remark was one of the dumbest things to say. I like Bill and everything but that is one hypocritical statement to make especially since he let the genocide in Africa continue. Unfortunately, for me, the Dems don't really have a strong candidate to take Shrub's place yet in the next presidential election.

 

[ZeeZooZum]

You sumbitches haven't read Hitlery Rotten lately? Shame, shame! Read on!*

(*Warning: its kinda fucked up and brainless)

Suppose you were meeting today to decide who got the vouchers.

First parent who comes says, "I want to send my daughter to St. Peter's Roman Catholic school," and you say, "Great, wonderful school, here's your voucher."

Next parent who comes says, "I want to send, you know, my child to the Jewish day school." "Great, here's your voucher."

Next parent who comes says, "I want to send my child to the private school that I've always dreamed of sending my child to." "Fine, here's your voucher."

Next parent who comes says, "I want to send my child to the school of the church of the white supremacist."

You say, "Wait a minute, you can't send -- we're not giving you a voucher for that."

And the parent says, "Well, the way I read Genesis, Cain was marked, therefore I believe in white supremacy, and therefore, you gave it to a Catholic parent, you gave it to a Jewish parent, you gave it to a secular private school parent. Under the Constitution, you can't discriminate against me."

So as the next parent comes and says, "I want to send my child to the school of the jihad." "Wait a minute, we're not going to send a child with taxpayer dollars to school of the jihad."

"Well, you gave it to the Catholics, you gave it to the Jews, you gave it to the private secular people, you going to tell me I can't?

I'm a taxpayer, under the Constitution." Now, tell me how we're going to make those choices?

Clearly, her answer is by violating the First Amendment and restricting peoples' right to freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, and naturally, the entitled parental rights that Libs always want to flush down the can.

She is such a dried-out stupid cunt.

Jurched

Well, you be sure to support the Jihad school vouchers then.....

So, how much do you think Hillary is regretting that damn photo? She probably lost the election already with that picture

 

[schenkadere]

Well, you be sure to support the Jihad school vouchers then.....

So, how much do you think Hillary is regretting that damn photo? She probably lost the election already with that picture

I think that picture is kinda hot.:hotjump:

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

The sad thing is, calling her Hitlery is an insult to Hitler, haha.

 

[MyHatred]

I think that picture is kinda hot.:hotjump:

That's the look she gives when Willy is packing it in the stink eye.

 

[schenkadere]

That's the look she gives when Willy is packing it in the stink eye.

Now it's even hotter! Mmm...spreading the leather cheerio!

 

[ZeeZooZum]

That's the look she gives when Willy is packing it in the stink eye.

Eh, if I were Hillary, and I won the democractic primary, I would declare that I had some sort of Christian awakening. Make it look as believable as possible so the Christian fascists in South Dakota, the Carolinas, Miss. eat it up. Make it known the biggest threat facing America is Abortion doctors and two gay guys blowing each other somewhere. Make sure that people know that God, instead of Bill, now owns her cunt..... Of course, once she wins then she can just convert from Christian fundamentalism/ fascism to Judaism or whatever.....

The way I figure this is about the only strategy she has for winning.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

I think that picture is kinda hot.:hotjump:

Do you think she looks thirteen down south?

 

[Jurched]

Eh, if I were Hillary, and I won the democractic primary, I would declare that I had some sort of Christian awakening. Make it look as believable as possible so the Christian fascists in South Dakota, the Carolinas, Miss. eat it up. Make it known the biggest threat facing America is Abortion doctors and two gay guys blowing each other somewhere. Make sure that people know that God, instead of Bill, now owns her cunt..... Of course, once she wins then she can just convert from Christian fundamentalism/ fascism to Judaism or whatever.... The way I figure this is about the only strategy she has for winning.

Great plan. Slightly warped view of our non-bolshevik voting bloc but still, I also think it'll work.

She can go stone those unbelievers once she converts back to Mohammedism, which is the religion she has consistently admired ever since she convinced Bill to order attacks on Bosnia in 1995 to end the fighting in favour of the Moslems.

I hear she's had vaginal dryness problems ever since she rolled up a koran and attempted to insert it.

Craig Livingston witnessed the event, and that's why he refused to sing like a bird before the senate inquiry way back when.

They were shouting "Who hired you?" and all he had in his mind was Hitlery, a wide, scrolled book sticking out her vagina, and a finger pointed at his head, all while she was screaming, "You say shit about this, and I am stuffing you and your whole family into a flaming Alabama church, motherfucker!!!"

Jurched

 

[ZeeZooZum]

Great plan. Slightly warped view of our non-bolshevik voting bloc but still, I also think it'll work.

She can go stone those unbelievers once she converts back to Mohammedism, which is the religion she has consistently admired ever since she convinced Bill to order attacks on Bosnia in 1995 to end the fighting in favour of the Moslems.

I hear she's had vaginal dryness problems ever since she rolled up a koran and attempted to insert it.

Craig Livingston witnessed the event, and that's why he refused to sing like a bird before the senate inquiry way back when.

They were shouting "Who hired you?" and all he had in his mind was Hitlery, a wide, scrolled book sticking out her vagina, and a finger pointed at his head, all while she was screaming, "You say shit about this, and I am stuffing you and your whole family into a flaming Alabama church, motherfucker!!!"

Jurched

Not enough Muslim vote yet in order to covert to that. Once she's done playing with the Christian (right wing Leninist fundies) who want a total jesus-loving state to enforce their morality, she might have to convert to Scientology or some new-age California hippie nature shit (like passing laws that we all have to shit in the woods) so as not to lose the base for mid-term elections. This way she can be the true centrist, hoping from one idiotic extreme to the next.

 

[Jurched]

New entry for the Billy Milano dictionary, which has already redefined AIDS and other popular acronyms:

FACT

Flaming Alabama Church Treatment

Example: You tell anyone about this koran sticking out of my vagina, and I'm FACTing your whole family, motherfucker!! said Hillary.

Jurched

 

[MyHatred]

My buddy sent me this joke in an e-mail and I thought some of you might enjoy it.

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me since the
beginning and when I confront him with it he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also,
since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new
one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around all day, and
gab
with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our
daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and
hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed, Clueless

Abby writes ..

Dear Clueless,
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it!

 

[Jurched]

Ha ha ha hah ha! PRIZE OF THE DAY goes to ya for that one, Hatred!

"Moi Gahd, that's Fahckin Owwsome" as the Bridge Hopper of Chappaquidick might say!

Jurched

 

[Endgame]

Now it's even hotter! Mmm...spreading the leather cheerio!

bahahahhaha the leather cheerio!!