SKYRIM!

Oh my fucking God, stupid motherfucking great dragon is owning my face. Instant death by fire with this stupid asshole. So now I resort to hiding and killing it with a bow...

Which is taking for fucking EVER.

Thanks for patching the game Bethesda, you fuckers. :lol:

EDIT: Killed that bitch dead.
 
Make some magic resistant objects. And use the Lord Stone for added magic resistance. You can just fucking stand there taking dragon breath like it aint shit.
 
^ That was awesome. Had my friends and I in tears.

So, reviving this thread, after completing the main quest, and many of the sub quests. Just experimenting with different looks, and abilities:

Skyrim_Glow.jpg


Newlook.jpg


Arrow-to-the-forehead.jpg


And grazing people to death, apparently.
 
DB sanctuary isn't accessible until you do a few things first, there's a misc quest in your list from the start of the game talking about someone to go see in Windhelm that will get you going with the DB.
 
Thanks man I'll get on that.

Speaking of quests though...

FUCKING 2 QUESTS ARE BROKEN AS FUCK:

1st: The nightmares for dawnstar: totally fucking busted, guy enters the cavern,temple what the fuck ever and dissapears making it impossible to do.

2nd: Imperial mission: "A False Front" Shit quits progressing, although if you rock a walkthrough you can still do it, but you never get map locators to find out where you go so it's pretty much impossible if you don't consult the google Gods. At least you can still SORT of do this one.


FUCKING BUGS!!!!!!
 
Spent all last night leveling up my Sneak. Went down to Fort Greymoor, walked up to a guy, hid, walked up, hid, repeat forever. I eventually realized I could just hide behind an innkeeper and level it up like that, so I threw a rubber band on the controller and left. Now my Sneak is like, 30 levels ahead of everything else. I'm going back to playing the game. That was so boring.
 
Finally started playing Skyrim. On these open world games I always create a blonde girl called "Titties", which leads to ridiculous situations such as this invitation on the party mission: http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/614973225683421389/EF6BFEFE663F4FFEE76031C99DB0846D802A3E06/

I´ve tried archer, conjurator, dual wielding, "one-hand + destruction" and bare hands characters, but didn´t like any of them as the fights became repetitive or button-mash. I´ve finally settled on "one-handed + shield". The block perks (bullet time, shield power bash, block projectiles) combined with the shouts made the combat so much more dynamic and fun, that the only magic I use is restoration to recover health + stamina.
 
MindMunch said:
Finally started playing Skyrim. On these open world games I always create a blonde girl called "Titties", which leads to ridiculous situations such as this invitation on the party mission: http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/614973225683421389/EF6BFEFE663F4FFEE76031C99DB0846D802A3E06/
Click to expand...
:lol:
I have done this before, allthough I used the name of a friend's sister so it always said "xy's tits" when someone adressed me in the game and I shat my pants when it came up. Also I sent him screenshots and he was raging :D
But this letter is the most ridiculously awesome thing ever, the formal language and everything and then you realize he just requests titties really :lol: :lol: cracked me up hahaha
 
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