To the posting about why the "yanks" have to be the ones to oust Saddam...it's a WONDERFUL idea, but who else is going to do it? Tell me. WE CAN'T EVEN GET TWO OF OUR CLOSEST ALLIES (France and Germany) TO SUPPORT US IN OPERATION SOUTHERN WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
We've compromised intelligence sources to prove to these two dickholes that we're telling the truth, and yet they still don't believe us. THEY WON'T EVEN COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY ARE GOING TO SPEARHEAD AN INVASION? The last time the Germans spearheaded anything was when a certain dictator with a goofy moustache invaded Poland. And France? If we hadn't rescued their ungrateful asses, they'd be speaking German. Oh, and let's not forget the diplomatic and political ties that France has to none other than, you guessed it, IRAQ. There's a reason why we don't share intelligence with France anymore.
So let's go down the list of just a handful of prominent countries that we would think could be potentially viable for a major joint force/country invasion to oust a dictator who gasses his own people. By the way, this isn't a slam on ANY CITIZENS in these countries, whatsoever. I just find fault in their leadership.
Germany - Great beer, great women, shitty nu-metal bands like Rammstein, and a new leader who doesn't know the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground are what this country is known for. The sad part? Alot of Germany's people love him. The German people as a whole are wonderful people, very kind towards Americans and as a whole support the West. Also, one of the most beautiful countries in Europe. It's not gonna happen because Germany has too much to lose.
France - Don't get me started. The French are just conceited, nothing wrong with that. However, there is something wrong with forgetting why you're still alive, and aiding and abetting a known dictator who should be executed for his crimes against humanity. Plus, the French aren't what they used to be...not even a shadow of their former selves. France used to be a juggernaut of a country, now they roll over and get porked. Too many pacifists, not enough balls.
Russia - For being a sworn enemy at one time, these days I'm quite fond of Russia. Their reasons for staying out are understandable; their economy is shot. They can't afford a war, and need to focus on rebuilding their country. Quite understandable. That goes for all the surrounding countries that broke off from the former USSR.
Scandinavia - I'm just going to lump all of them into one; NorSweFinMark. That will be the entity known as Scandinavia. Let's take a look at this militarily. Scandinavia is a wonderful place, and I'm dying to go there. The only place where the women are even hotter than Germany. They have alot of Western influence there as well, mainly with the military. We'll just take the Air Force for example. Their main fighter is the F-16. We call it the Viper because that's what the fighter pilots wanted it to be called originally, then the U.S. government had to come up with something really gay like "Fighting Falcon". Ugh. Anyway, we still call it a Viper, just to spite them. (As a side note, if you ever meet a viper pilot, don't ever call him a "falcon" pilot...he'll smack you.) Anyway, as you all probably know, unless you've been living in a fucking cave for the past 30 years, the world's premier air to air fighter is the F-15C Eagle. It's bigger, faster, has a better radar, better avionics, and can employ more ordinance than the Viper, which is much smaller and mainly used for air to ground, although it has an air to air role as well. The F-15 was so fucking good, that we though, "HEY, WHY NOT MAKE A CONVERSION TO AN AIR TO AIR *AND* AIR TO GROUND VERSION?" So they did, and it's now known as the F-15E. It can simultaneously employ air to air AND air to ground ordinance, with the help of the WSO (weapons systems officer). In other words, the F-15C just got a massive upgrade from "kickass" to "HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT, YOU ARE SO DEAD IF YOU EVER CHALLENGE ME IN THE SKY *OR* THE GROUND!". That being said, we are the primary employers of this spectacular aircraft, with the exception of Japan, Israel, and Saudi Arabia. Now, back to my point. The Viper is a really good air to ground fighter, but it is also extremely limited. It has one engine, short legs (range), and the radar is pretty weak compared to the Eagle's gargantuan radar, as well as a more limited avionics suite than the F-15 E for ground attack. And, it doesn't hurt to mention that we have more aircraft in our Air National Guard than all of Scandinavia COMBINED. We're not even counting our Air Force Reserve and Active Duty Air Force. So therefore, for obvious reasons, Scandinavia isn't going to spearhead anything...unless it consists of a mic stand, high screeching vocals, downtuned guitars, and drummers with blinding speed. Ihsahn, Samoth, and Trym are gods. However, Norway has been extremely helpful since the Gulf War in its support of our operations. What little it could offer, it offered whole heartedly, and there is a tremendous amount of respect for all those countries. So, although it would be fucking awesome to witness, I seriously doubt that Scandinavia is going to send in all their forces to combat something of this magnitude, and send everyone to their deaths.
Let's move on....
Poland - Just got accepted to NATO because of the shape their country was in. They didn't pass inspections for the longest time with their structures within their country, and therefore since their economy was so down, it took a long, long time to build up the equity to refurbish the country. I highly doubt that they'll take on a full-on invasion all by themselves, since it took them so llong to scrape up the money to rebuild their buildings. Great sausages, though.
England - England doesn't take a shit without us right there, tissue in hand, ready to wipe their ass for them. The same goes for us. Who do we call on immediately when we need an ally? England; the same country we hated so much that we sailed all the way across an ocean and braved brutal winters in a wilderness with savages just to get away from. Talk about irony. Know what's even more ironic? France helped us.
Spain - Are you kidding? Why? Great country, great people, great food, great leadership, great military, and THEY ACTUALLY ARE HELPING US. They've done enough already.
Canada - HAHAHAHHA! THAT'S FUNNY!
Brazil - They're too busy burning our flags
Pakistan - See above statement
Iran - See above statement
South Korea - See above statement...they actually are more afraid of us than of North Korea...at least the young people are. It's good to see that America isn't the only country with stupid young people.
Japan - They've got their hands full with the North Korean situation.
That's about all I can think of right now...at least countries with alot of influence.
Now I will address some of the comments made earlier.....
By the people, for the people...you wanna know what that really means? THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T AGREE WITH SOMETHING THAT THEIR GOVERNMENT IS DOING, THAT THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD SAY (sheepishly) "OOOOKKKK, we won't defend ourselves from a possible terrorist, nuclear, or biological invasion because it offends your sensibilities. Sorry, it won't happen again." That's the dumbest thing I've heard in a long time. I'LL SAY THIS ONCE, AND ONLY ONCE...AND IT SHOULD CLEAR UP EVERYTHING....
National policy isn't based on public sentiment. We don't make decisions based on whether or not you will like us. THIS ISN'T FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL, ALTHOUGH I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE USED TO. We make decisions based on what we think is right and wrong. If you are still in school, then you should have known since about the 4th grade that the President doesn't declare war; Congress does.
That brings me to my next point: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE REAL WORLD, FROM FUCKING 'CIVICS' CLASS? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU'VE SEEN SUFFERING IN OTHER COUNTRIES? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN LIVED ON YOUR OWN? DID YOU PAY FOR THE COMPUTER THAT YOU ARE EXERCISING YOUR FREE SPEECH ON? Yeah, it's really easy to spout about how we're an evil country of Imperialists, especially when Mom and Dad are paying for the internet connection. First of all, we aren't Imperialists. If we were imperialist, we wouldn't have given everything back to the countries we invaded. Japan, Germany, North Korea...the only spoils of war we got were casualties. We gave everything back to them because IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. Imperialists keep everything. THAT'S the difference...remember it next time you're in study hall or homeroom, holding your girlfriend's hand between classes to and from your lockers. Talk to me when you've fucking lived a little. I was 7 when you were born. You aren't that old, because I'M NOT THAT OLD! Don't act like you know what you're talking about, because your information comes from the news and the propaganda you hear in our music.
That brings me to another point that Wandrail brought up. For a genre that is so "hard" and so "evil", there sure are a bunch of pussies. You know, being a poser isn't just limited to music. It's really easy to act evil with death paint, upside down crosses, blastbeats, and bad vocals. How can people be so fake? You wage war on organized religion, and spew forth memorized lines of silly lyrics about gore, hatred, and anything else you can think of for shock value, yet you are scared to death of the possibility of someone dying in a war. You wanna know why it scares you? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WALK THE FUCKIN' WALK. For a genre that's so extreme and out there, the sad fact is that there's just a bunch of scared people who just want to be safe, and not commit to anything that would require any type of sacrifice on their part whatsoever. Let's all just be safe in our little world, at our dead-end job and shitty town/city, only to get run over by a fuckin' bus because we didn't look both ways when crossing the street. Yeah, that's the life I want to lead, I don't know about you. I want to be a fucking worm the rest of my life; a fuckin' spineless invertebrate so scared of his own shadow that he has to cast another one just to make up for it. FUCK YOU. POSER. DIE.
That wasn't aimed at anyone on this board, just observations I've seen in the past.
Welp, Round 2 has ended. Back to listening to Strapping Young Lad. I've got much more, but I don't think I'll subject any of you to it yet...this was a bit much anyway, LOL!