So at 6 am I have surgery.

[Captain Beard]

They're finally getting around to fixing my ear and are putting me out of work for two weeks. The full brunt of what's going to happen just hit me. I'm going to lay on a table, be gassed, and have my ear sliced at, and then be in pain for days... Shit.

 

[flying_whale]

good luck with the surgery and be strong!

 

[Captain Beard]

I need comforting. With a hug. REAL hugs

 

[Karmic]

can you hear me now lolololol

 

[Anvil]

Awww... At least you'll be gassed for the whole day tommorrow!

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm not deaf you asshole, my hearing is absolutely normal save sensitivity in the range of most woman and baby screeches (I'm not joking.)

 

[Brett]

You'll be fine, guy. They went to school for 8 years for this kinda shit.

 

[Captain Beard]

I just hate being asleep when people do shit.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Good luck, dude.

 

[Brett]

I just hate being asleep when people do shit.

You wanna be awake when they're cutting into your ear?

You're more man than a Lumberjack. Lumberjacks are pretty damned manly, you know.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

They're finally getting around to fixing my ear and are putting me out of work for two weeks. The full brunt of what's going to happen just hit me. I'm going to lay on a table, be gassed, and have my ear sliced at, and then be in pain for days... Shit.

NL, you'll have pain killers, the pain will not be that bad... and you'll have 2 weeks to lay down, watch movies, and enjoy your rest
Don't worry too much! you'll be fine!
*hugs*

 

[Captain Beard]

Dude, 95% of my shirts are plaid and I have a glorious beard. Lumberjacks are ME.

 

[Captain Beard]

NL, you'll have pain killers, the pain will not be that bad... and you'll have 2 weeks to lay down, watch movies, and enjoy your rest
Don't worry too much! you'll be fine!
*hugs*

I have Vicodin 7.5MG

and Phenergan suppositories for vomiting... Not taking those.

 

[Dead Winter]

Dude, be careful with the Vicodin. It's not so much a pain reliever as it is a narcotic...it just knocks you out so even if you DO feel something, you're so asleep you won't even remember it. Just make sure you eat something with the vicodin and don't take it on an empty stomach...or else you WILL have to take the suppositories, lol. Good luck dude!!!

 

[El Stormo]

Good luck NoLordy! Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine as long as your surgeon is not the guy who messed up Michael Jackson. See you on the other side!

 

[azal]

if the doctor isn't earresponsible or earitated that day.

ok I'm done

 

[perniciosa]

Good luck! You'll be fine!

 

[Reminiscence]

Better your ear man than your stomach or eyes or something.

 

[Dead Winter]

Or penis.

 

[El Stormo]

Or anus.