so i figured out where these weird cuts on my arm are from (SPOILERS)

minxnim

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every morning i get up and my wrist is sore on my left arm and has little red sore cuts all over it... and i have been really confused about their source UNTIL NOW!
turns out i guess i wake up and get mad that i have to wake up and full force karate chop the alarm and it has a sharp edge. can you believe this?
 
p.s. did i mention that i wake up at like 5 by choice so being this mad is totally pointless and sort of absurd?
 
i have scratches all over my chest and belly and can never figure out what caused them. i would suspect fingernails, but i bite, and i have none.

this has been going on for years, through different houses, so theory two--Ghoulies--does not apply.
 
the spoilers thing just cracked me up.

you have an internet marquee phantom!

this has to be the most bland response i've ever formulated. even worse than "hi"