So I got an iPod today....

[dorian gray]

LOL @ all mccon'o'heys movies except fucken texas chainsaw massacre 4. yes, the one where he tried to get his name removed from the credits. i saw it IN THE THEATER

lol @ "saving private asshat"

 

[dorian gray]

Fuck an IPOD

damn. that takes care of that.

 

[JayKeeley]

dude Saving Private Asshat BLEW. fuck me, my friends were like "ohhh NADZ you need to see them shitz blah blah blah i jerked off the whole time blah blah i'm faggish" and i watched it and wanted everyone to fucking die. the first 20 minutes was practically a cinematic milestone and the rest was just SHIT acting from SHIT people poorly pretending to be SHIT characters. ugh it was like an SNL skit with all the cameos. plus the whole "we're the US Army and we're NICE PEOPLE" bit pissed me off. lame! hahahaa

Yeah, notice how there wasn't a single other nation storming the beaches of Normandy.

Spielberg is the most jewish of yankee doodle jews.

I have to admit, I generally like Matt Damon, but that whole bit when Tom Hanks (TOM FUCKING HANKS, A SQUADRON LEADER HAHAHAHAHAHA) finds him and tells him all his brothers are dead:

Forest Gump: Son, go home, your momma needs you and all your brothers are dead.
Will Hunting: What about my platoon? Those are my brothers now.

PUKEFEST.

Shittiest, most overrated war movie of all time.....but of course everyone rates it on the first GLORIOUS 20 minutes, and I admit, that D-Day sequence should go down in movie history.

It's downhill after that.

And oh yeah, it's got Vin fucking Diesel in it. Seriously, who was the casting director for that flick? Chris Farley?

CF: "Remember that time when you played the bookstore owner and sent e-mails all night to Meg Ryan?"
TH: "Yes"
CF: "That was awesome man".

Gets the part in Saving Ryan's Penis.

 

[NAD]

And oh yeah, it's got Vin fucking Diesel in it. Seriously, who was the casting director for that flick? Chris Farley?

CF: "Remember that time when you played the bookstore owner and sent e-mails all night to Meg Ryan?"
TH: "Yes"
CF: "That was awesome man".

Gets the part in Saving Ryan's Penis.

hahahaha i'm glad we agree on that piece of shit movie.

 

[JayKeeley]

Cannot believe Richard Pryor is dead, and Tom Hanks is still alive and kicking. Maybe he should make another 3 hour movie where he chases Leo DeCaprio not getting anywhere.

 

[NAD]

UUUUUUUUUUGH that movie sucked!!! and oddly enough, i liked Thom Spanks acting in that one. i mean he plays a good fuckass chump, because well, it doesn't require any acting on his part. i watched that with me ma and grammaw, all 3 of us fell asleep like 4 hours in, and when we woke up the movie wasn't even half over!

 

[dorian gray]

Seriously, who was the casting director for that flick? Chris Farley?

 

[JayKeeley]

UUUUUUUUUUGH that movie sucked!!! and oddly enough, i liked Thom Spanks acting in that one. i mean he plays a good fuckass chump, because well, it doesn't require any acting on his part. i watched that with me ma and grammaw, all 3 of us fell asleep like 4 hours in, and when we woke up the movie wasn't even half over!

x 1.21 GW with boost of fork lightning in my socks

It's true...even at the end, when they've got the cunt chained to his airline seat, he STILL manages to pull the oldest trick in the book!!

"Er...I need to use the terlit"
"Oh...ok"

*Leo proceeds to somehow unscrew the comode and jump through the hole out of the airplane.*

Tom Hanks is the fucking antichrist. The only reason why Splash was any good was because it had a nuddy Daryl Hannah and John Candy at his most obese.

 

[dorian gray]

lol i saw that movie for the second time recently. i forgot all about the airliner toilet seat thing. i about turned it off right there. but i was chained to my seat and had my eyelids taped open. because it was thursday

 

[NAD]

and THEN, Mr. Spanks made ANOTHER airport movie like 2 months later WTF!!!

no i never saw that, thank christ.

edit: and shit, i don't even remember that terlit scene, haha. oh man, erase that movie from my memory banks PLEASE.

 

[JayKeeley]

The man who once gave us Close Encounters, Jaws, and Raiders of the Lost Ark now balances his career on the availability of Tom Hanks: Saving Ryan's Privates, Catch me if you can (you fat fuck), and of course, the modern day classic, "The Terminal" where Tom Hanks plays some Khazakstani stuck in JFK airport. Yeah, that sounds fucking rivetting, watching a film about a man who missed his flight, let me go rent that right now -- hope I get all the deleted scenes and making of and commentary. Fuck off.

 

[Chromatose]

I'm still bitchy about the time I lost watching that shit "The Terminal"

 

[NAD]

well then it's settled: we have to kill Spielbergo.

"i can't fire him, he's a survivor" hahahhaa i just watched that one last night.

 

[dorian gray]

i saw the terminal IN THE THEATER

 

[JayKeeley]

Schindlers List would have been a million times better if they made Larry David an SS officer.

Rule #1: If you want to make a movie about Hitler, make sure Mel Brooks is directing.

 

[NAD]

so are they making another Producers movie? i thought i saw some preview for it on Spanksgiving, but i haven't heard shit since. maybe i should've been watching the TV with the sound on, whatever.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Yay, finally someone else can listen to m4a!!!

 

[dorian gray]

yeah, it comes out in a couple weeks or some shit. personally i HATE broadway type gayness and thats all this is. although, i admit, it may be funny.

 

[NAD]

well, i saw the LA show with Jason Alexander and Martin Short and i tell you what, it was fuckin' genius. Mel Brooks even made a brief cameo as a Nazi solider.

Costanza > Zero (serious)
Wilder > Short (duh)

 

[JayKeeley]

There was once a MOVIE called "The Producers" starring Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder (a god among insects btw).

Then they turned it into a play.

Then they spoofed the whole idea again in Curb Your Enthusiasm season 4.

Then they turned the play into a movie (coming to a theater near you).

Just go see the Gene Wilder film and you'll be all set -- it's not like Matthew Broderick (Beuller? Beuller?) is ever going to do as good a job as Lord Wilder.

Failing that, buy Curb season 4 since it's the greatest show on TV probably ever. Yes, even better than the six million dollar man and CHiPs.