So who saw 300?

[AsModEe]

hell yeah, I've never been so pumped after watching a movie.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Yea the faggy politicians maybe. All the warriors banged hot broads like the queen.

LOL, not really. It was a common practice, and encouraged, for the young males and their older warrior trainers/mentor to have relations.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

The movie kicked ass plain and simple. Sex, blood, violence, fighting, mutant orgies. It doesnt get much better than that.

 

[Reign in Acai]

LOL, not really. It was a common practice, and encouraged, for the young males and their older warrior trainers/mentor to have relations.

That fact has been misconstrued. The truth is that they would partake in manaje trois training on Xena Warrior Princess type Spartan women to test the child bearing capacity of the woman's hips. If she failed the test, they would smite her with the "wreath of narrow winds". BTW, their dicks would never touch.

 

[MFJ]

hahahahaha i just realized that i slept* through like thirty minutes of the movie. maybe that's why it seemed incomplete to me.

i was talking to someone about specific scenes, and i didnt have a fucking clue what this kid was talking about half of the time.

*passed out from drugs

 

[Evil?]

The movie kicked ass plain and simple. Sex, blood, violence, fighting, mutant orgies. It doesnt get much better than that.

.

<----Sums up the movie perfectly.

 

[Necromunchkin]

That and pointy women's nipples, that is.

 

[Demilich]

hahahahaha i just realized that i slept* through like thirty minutes of the movie. maybe that's why it seemed incomplete to me.

i was talking to someone about specific scenes, and i didnt have a fucking clue what this kid was talking about half of the time.

*passed out from drugs

this has happened to me SO many times

 

[MajestikMøøse]

ease up man

edit @ MFJ

 

[MFJ]

hey man, it was before i knew i was getting drug screenings every month!

 

[Demilich]

your country fucking sucks

 

[Krilons Resa]

I finally saw this tonight. WTF was the deal with that whole queen thing? wtf?! She was hot as fuck though.

Anyways, absolutely beautiful movie..best cinematography ever.

That said, I was a bit underwhelmed. But that should be expected after reading a book like Gates of Fire.

 

[NAD]

Yeah so we went to see this tonight. Main question:

Why are all the Persians my pals? They may be sand my pals, but not the garden variety type. These fucks looked like they should've been in a Tupac reunion or some bullshit. Yet Jesus is always played by a white dude in movies.

WTF.

PS: The film caught fire halfway through and we have little desire to watch the rest. The comic kicked ass, the movie was Hollywood tripe.

Talk about your pieces of crap!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Thank you for agreeing with me. There were so many bad things about this movie.

Do all of yourselves a favor and read Gates of Fire, for krists sake.

 

[NAD]

I know, I need to. I've needed to for years. I think I'll go buy it tomorrow from Barnes and Kanoble.

 

[MFJ]

your country fucking sucks

yeah it seriously does. i hope these faggots realize that half of the people they test for marijuana either start doing harder drugs, go back to harder drugs (as I'm trying very unsuccessfully not to do), or become total alcoholics.

Fuck everything. Seriously, there is no hope for anything anymore.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I don't know, there are just some things about certain really bad movies that make them really awesome.

I mean, look at 95&#37; of the b-movie zombie flicks out there. ZOMBIE VS. SHARK COME ON.

people don't want good acting, they come to see a movie because it's got a MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIE FIGHTING A MOTHERFUCKING SHARK.

ZOMBIE! SHARK! ZOMBIE! SHARK!

HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH SUCH LOGIC!?!

 

[Krilons Resa]

I know, I need to. I've needed to for years. I think I'll go buy it tomorrow from Barnes and Kanoble.

Its godamn GAYMAZING I TELL YA!!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Fuck everything. Seriously, there is no hope for anything anymore.

Aw cmon now. Youre pushing the envelope a little too far there sonny.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I don't know, there are just some things about certain really bad movies that make them really awesome.

I mean, look at 95% of the b-movie zombie flicks out there. ZOMBIE VS. SHARK COME ON.

people don't want good acting, they come to see a movie because it's got a MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIE FIGHTING A MOTHERFUCKING SHARK.

ZOMBIE! SHARK! ZOMBIE! SHARK!

HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH SUCH LOGIC!?!

Yeah, like "X-Men in Ancient Greece"