So who saw 300?

[MFJ]

i dont know man...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Yeah, like "X-Men in Ancient Greece"

"You bring so few warriors to battle?"
" ......... Arcadian, what is your profession?"
"I'm a potter."
"you?"
"I'm a sculptor."
" ......... SPARRRTTTAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!?!"
*HURRAHH! HURRAHH! HURRAHH!*
"see... I've brought more warriors than you have..."

 

[Krilons Resa]

Yeah cuz the spartans all barked like a bunch of dogs Im sure.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

The complete omission of their army of helots and the coerced Thebans was awesome though.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

o xein, angellein lacedaimoniois hote tede
keimetha, tois keivon hremasi pethomenoi

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol

 

[NAD]

I don't know, there are just some things about certain really bad movies that make them really awesome.

I mean, look at 95% of the b-movie zombie flicks out there. ZOMBIE VS. SHARK COME ON.

people don't want good acting, they come to see a movie because it's got a MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIE FIGHTING A MOTHERFUCKING SHARK.

ZOMBIE! SHARK! ZOMBIE! SHARK!

HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH SUCH LOGIC!?!

I agree, but I was just plain bored with 300.

I mean, the half I saw. The other half is BURNING LIKE FI-YAH!!!

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Yeah cuz the spartans all barked like a bunch of dogs Im sure.

I smell faggotry!

 

[Krilons Resa]

I smell faggotry!

Yeah, my anus reeks of cock.

Go read Gates of Fire you homo!

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'll buy Gates of Fire later today. I'm fucking pumped!!!

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Krilons Resa]

It WILL own you.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Yeah, my anus reeks of cock.

Go read Gates of Fire you homo!

I actually ordered it after reading this thread...

 

[NAD]

I'll buy Gates of Fire later today. I'm fucking pumped!!!

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bought Gates of Fire last night.

 

[Krilons Resa]

You guys make me glad.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

!!!!!!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

THat fucking rocks.

 

[Guthrum]

 

[AsModEe]

omg

 

[~Neurotica]

Just seen it in a theatre.
Man, I was crying my eyes out...

I would be a slave for the director of that movie for like a month. He did a fucking amazing job.