Bought the new album (Pills Against the Ageless Ills) a few weeks back, and i can't stop listening to it. It's the most bizarre concept album I've ever heard. Whats your thoughts peeps?
Solefald... " designer metal ".... i call it plain madness(and abit of genius)!!!
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Ayoria
Gold Saint of Leo
Solefald is amazing, if you think that "Pills...." is bizarre, men try his second album (Neonism). 
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, Just read this and u will see the light.................
We all know how difficult it is to cultivate good taste in music. If you do have good taste in music, of course you know about SOLEFALD! We are the only band in Metal music with good taste.
Pills against the ageless ills. Yes, Solefald can save you! Solefald can improve the quality of your anguish by making you laugh! As you know, laughter is the only cure you need. We write music about two hilariously funny persons, Pornographer Cain and Philosopher Fuck. During the playing time of this meticulously planned concept album, the two brothers talk and sing about their miserable lives. Cain and Fuck sacrificed themselves so that we can laugh at them. Halleluiah! Electrocution, mental illness, gospel!
Cain and Fuck were unhappy people, much unhappier than you and I. Of course things seem better, when we have such fools to make fun of! They can make you happy! You can be happy! Be happy because we want you to be happy! If you do not laugh at Cain and Fuck, laugh at us! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, we laugh, too! We have a lot of fun telling about the tragedies of Cain and Fuck. Come on! They are only fiction, a useless heap of words. We CANNOT take them seriously.
But what about the music? Do we laugh at our music? Of course not. We are Metal's sensitive guys. You know us. We can safely affirm that NOTHING is more serious than our music. Yes, correct! We can even affirm that nothing is more IMPORTANT than our music! Miss this one, miss it all. Oh yes! We are Solefald. And we LOVE to be serious and important! Just listen to us! Just let us penetrate your ears with waves of ever-expanding sonic greatness! Admit it. You have never heard anything like it before.
Our music is perfect. What does it mean that it is perfect? It means that you will die when you listen to it. Death will sweep you under Solefald's wings like seven winds sweep seven oak leaves swiftly away into the winter sky!
But we can assure you: You will not die if you listen to our advice. Solefald believe it helps talking about the things that hurt. How can we help you? It is nothing Solefald want more than to be able to help you. Sit down and relax. Have something to drink, and try to forget about death. If you still feel bad, let us talk about it.
We are good boys. Our music, though, is so perfect it is lethal. It is not our fault that we are just TOO good.
Solefald have a dream! Solefald believe that all people want and have the right to live! One has to be alive to be happy! If our dream is to come through, if all people are to live, you must throw this disc away! Yes! It is your moral duty to get rid of it. Do it now! Tread on it! Shit on it! Yes, burn it! Burn your SOLEFALD albums for the sake of humanity!
Oh, nothingness! Still reading. You are surely not afraid of death. You choose to die bravely and without remorse. But at all costs prevent your friends from listening to this album, unless you want them dead!
Solefald dream about a happy life for everybody. That is why we make an effort to warn you. We warn you because we care about you. Because we want to live with you and everybody else in the best of all possible worlds! Be reasonable, burn our album before it burns you.
We called it Red Music with Black Edges.
We called it Radical Designer Rock'n'Roll.
IT DID NOT HELP. THEY DIED ANYWAY.
Fuckin' ace!!!!!! I love these guys!
We all know how difficult it is to cultivate good taste in music. If you do have good taste in music, of course you know about SOLEFALD! We are the only band in Metal music with good taste.
Pills against the ageless ills. Yes, Solefald can save you! Solefald can improve the quality of your anguish by making you laugh! As you know, laughter is the only cure you need. We write music about two hilariously funny persons, Pornographer Cain and Philosopher Fuck. During the playing time of this meticulously planned concept album, the two brothers talk and sing about their miserable lives. Cain and Fuck sacrificed themselves so that we can laugh at them. Halleluiah! Electrocution, mental illness, gospel!
Cain and Fuck were unhappy people, much unhappier than you and I. Of course things seem better, when we have such fools to make fun of! They can make you happy! You can be happy! Be happy because we want you to be happy! If you do not laugh at Cain and Fuck, laugh at us! Ha-ha-ha! Yes, we laugh, too! We have a lot of fun telling about the tragedies of Cain and Fuck. Come on! They are only fiction, a useless heap of words. We CANNOT take them seriously.
But what about the music? Do we laugh at our music? Of course not. We are Metal's sensitive guys. You know us. We can safely affirm that NOTHING is more serious than our music. Yes, correct! We can even affirm that nothing is more IMPORTANT than our music! Miss this one, miss it all. Oh yes! We are Solefald. And we LOVE to be serious and important! Just listen to us! Just let us penetrate your ears with waves of ever-expanding sonic greatness! Admit it. You have never heard anything like it before.
Our music is perfect. What does it mean that it is perfect? It means that you will die when you listen to it. Death will sweep you under Solefald's wings like seven winds sweep seven oak leaves swiftly away into the winter sky!
But we can assure you: You will not die if you listen to our advice. Solefald believe it helps talking about the things that hurt. How can we help you? It is nothing Solefald want more than to be able to help you. Sit down and relax. Have something to drink, and try to forget about death. If you still feel bad, let us talk about it.
We are good boys. Our music, though, is so perfect it is lethal. It is not our fault that we are just TOO good.
Solefald have a dream! Solefald believe that all people want and have the right to live! One has to be alive to be happy! If our dream is to come through, if all people are to live, you must throw this disc away! Yes! It is your moral duty to get rid of it. Do it now! Tread on it! Shit on it! Yes, burn it! Burn your SOLEFALD albums for the sake of humanity!
Oh, nothingness! Still reading. You are surely not afraid of death. You choose to die bravely and without remorse. But at all costs prevent your friends from listening to this album, unless you want them dead!
Solefald dream about a happy life for everybody. That is why we make an effort to warn you. We warn you because we care about you. Because we want to live with you and everybody else in the best of all possible worlds! Be reasonable, burn our album before it burns you.
We called it Red Music with Black Edges.
We called it Radical Designer Rock'n'Roll.
IT DID NOT HELP. THEY DIED ANYWAY.
Fuckin' ace!!!!!! I love these guys!
Kveldssanger
Black Adder leads us all
Solefald are amazing, and if you liked Pills you'll love Neonism which i think is better... I'm waiting for their new album which should be released this winter...
they are great, very strange, i hope that they arn't taking themselves too seriously. i hear the lyrics to one of the songs of their second album Weird!!!!!
"like a Broken public toilet"?????????????
"like a Broken public toilet"?????????????
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