Hi all. Been a while since I posted but this thread is too interesting to resist. My funniest was probably my cousin and I wrestling around and him ending up on the wrong side of a shop window. It was funny until we got caught and ended up paying $1125 to replace the window and get the sign repainted. Hmmm, what else. Shaved my head a few times, stole a few dodgey things such as garden hoses and TV antennas. Oh yeah, when I got arrested for arguing with a bouncer (something about offensive language in a public place) I tried to climb out of the back of the dibby van to appologise. Nothing else really.
something dumb you've done on the piss??
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This all sounds as though we need to have a piss up together to see who is the craziest drunk on this forum!
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ok when I am down there in September for a quick visit all of you in Melbourne will have to get very drunk with me. Or you all could come up here before that.Originally posted by The Trooper
Hahahahahah I think that sounds like a fine idea
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...to the rescue!!!
At my friends 18th b'day party quite a few years ago now I somehow managed managed to drink a whole 900ml bottle of vodka in about 3 hours and managed to stay conscious long enough for the following to happen.
I'd just finished off the bottle and needless to say I wasn't feeling too flash. So I thought I'd go sit on the toilet for a little while. The main toilet in this guys house was in use so I went and used in his parents ensuite bathroom which is accessible from the main hallway. Anyway, I'm sitting with my head in my hands feeling a little ill at about 1am when my friends mum came in from the bedroom. She looked at me, with my pants around my ankles, and casually walked out again. I was so out of it I just lifted my head, looked at her and watched her walk out... I didn't really care or was embarrassed or anything.
Anyway, after that I got up, went outside, throw up a a couple of times and passed out for about 6 hours.
I'd just finished off the bottle and needless to say I wasn't feeling too flash. So I thought I'd go sit on the toilet for a little while. The main toilet in this guys house was in use so I went and used in his parents ensuite bathroom which is accessible from the main hallway. Anyway, I'm sitting with my head in my hands feeling a little ill at about 1am when my friends mum came in from the bedroom. She looked at me, with my pants around my ankles, and casually walked out again. I was so out of it I just lifted my head, looked at her and watched her walk out... I didn't really care or was embarrassed or anything.
Anyway, after that I got up, went outside, throw up a a couple of times and passed out for about 6 hours.
Cooperman
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OMG!!! I haven't seen my friend's mum in like 5 years cos I don't really see my friend anymore... and I go down the shops this morning and who should I see? Damn... that's freaky!
She wants you Coops! She knew you were talking about her and finally decided to meet you! Thats the only explanation I can come up with anyway
i remember not long back gettin pissed at a mates 21st B'day party and the dunny was always occupied, so gettin sick of the whining from people who couldn't/wouldn't piss behind that tree over there *pointing over there* we walked about a Km from the party found a construction site and fo ur of us carried the portable dunny back to the party YAY!! for us oh and on the party bit is it gonna tour the country i'd love to have a beer with you lot
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or we all mange to meet in Melb.Originally posted by Southy
awww geez OK then i'll haveto get pissed lotsa times over then
Yeah but only problem is i gotta transport a wife and 2 kids...cant see it happening mate, would be fun tho
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You have to get to know me, or I need to know who you are, before I disclose ANY of that information.
Not necessarily just on the piss, either.
