Song Parodies
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wildfyr
unus spiritus est
ok. it's the witching hour here in the Central Time zone and i'm up reviving this thread with my take on Cloud Connected.
it goes like this...
still rejected
sheeple like poo you should already know this you despised the downside and yanked out the for-UM [
] it was your dream just one more question was it cool to watch your true fans scat-ter? slick and polished got you some complaints your finest hour? who brought it down? i've come to realize when you block the light there's shade who was told a bunch of lies? when least expected - now rejected you seem to see only the hurting did all fail in all that was given you tossed a coin? it was heads ok tails nay? time 'waits no one that's what the Rolling Stones say (i've come to realize when you block the light there's shade who was told a bunch of lies? when least expected - still rejected)
it goes like this...
still rejected
sheeple like poo you should already know this you despised the downside and yanked out the for-UM [
] it was your dream just one more question was it cool to watch your true fans scat-ter? slick and polished got you some complaints your finest hour? who brought it down? i've come to realize when you block the light there's shade who was told a bunch of lies? when least expected - now rejected you seem to see only the hurting did all fail in all that was given you tossed a coin? it was heads ok tails nay? time 'waits no one that's what the Rolling Stones say (i've come to realize when you block the light there's shade who was told a bunch of lies? when least expected - still rejected)Nightwish - Come Cover Me
Come onto a widow's eye
Cover the night with your love
Dry the love from my grinning face
Feel the salty taste of yours
Come cover me with you
For the thrill
till I will take you in
Come comfort me in you
Young love must
Do it twice but only today
For you
For you
Before you I bend and bend
With him
With her
In war to own the whole shot
(Tonight just any male ain´t hot)
Not a world but you are still fine
Submission in bedtime stories
For you I dressed in leather and pvc
Holding now the lovecropper
Cum covers me...
Come onto a widow's eye
Cover the night with your love
Dry the love from my grinning face
Feel the salty taste of yours
Come cover me with you
For the thrill
till I will take you in
Come comfort me in you
Young love must
Do it twice but only today
For you
For you
Before you I bend and bend
With him
With her
In war to own the whole shot
(Tonight just any male ain´t hot)
Not a world but you are still fine
Submission in bedtime stories
For you I dressed in leather and pvc
Holding now the lovecropper
Cum covers me...
TheFourthHorseman
In The Twilight World
just wanted to do a song parody for a samael song and dug out the lyrics...
and the thing is, i don't have to change anything... just read the text and think of dick.
SO SMALL IN MY GREATNESS
I AM THE ONE WHO NEVER WANTED TO BE
SO GREAT IN MY SMALLNESS
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOWS HE IS NOT
AROUND AND INSIDE
I AM EVERYWHERE
RULING MY MIND
I AM MADE OF POWER
STARTED DOWN BELOW BUT NOW
GOING HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER
FROM ONE TO TEN
'CAUSE TEN IS ONE AND...
ONE THOUSAND MILLION HEARTS BEATING UNDER MY SKIN
I'M THE WORD WHICH MEANS EVERY WORD
I'M THE TRUTH HIDDEN BETWEEN EVERY LIE
STARTED DOWN BELOW BUT NOW
GOING HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER
I'M THE BEGINNING, I'M THE END
I AM THE ALPHA, I AM THE OMEGA
ONE THOUSAND MILLION HEARTS BEATING UNDER MY SKIN
I'M THE SWORD WHICH LEADS EVERY SWORD
I'M THE PATH WHICH CONTAINS EVERY PATH
I'M IMMORTAL, I'M GLORIOUS
I'M SUPREME, I'M SAVIOR
MY SAVIOR...
didn't know samael had a sense of humour after all
and the thing is, i don't have to change anything... just read the text and think of dick.
SO SMALL IN MY GREATNESS
I AM THE ONE WHO NEVER WANTED TO BE
SO GREAT IN MY SMALLNESS
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOWS HE IS NOT
AROUND AND INSIDE
I AM EVERYWHERE
RULING MY MIND
I AM MADE OF POWER
STARTED DOWN BELOW BUT NOW
GOING HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER
FROM ONE TO TEN
'CAUSE TEN IS ONE AND...
ONE THOUSAND MILLION HEARTS BEATING UNDER MY SKIN
I'M THE WORD WHICH MEANS EVERY WORD
I'M THE TRUTH HIDDEN BETWEEN EVERY LIE
STARTED DOWN BELOW BUT NOW
GOING HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER
I'M THE BEGINNING, I'M THE END
I AM THE ALPHA, I AM THE OMEGA
ONE THOUSAND MILLION HEARTS BEATING UNDER MY SKIN
I'M THE SWORD WHICH LEADS EVERY SWORD
I'M THE PATH WHICH CONTAINS EVERY PATH
I'M IMMORTAL, I'M GLORIOUS
I'M SUPREME, I'M SAVIOR
MY SAVIOR...
didn't know samael had a sense of humour after all
Steve
New Metal Member
Worst parody ever... just wrote it in a few minutes time...
Call me by my forum name
Breeding fear through useless spam
Heavenly postcount - unspeakable boredom
Emptied from all social life
Confront the spam-whore god
Beckoning silent from a chair behind screen
Through twisted threads of uncompleted posts
Sights of newbies reaching for the top
Clawing at the forum - they gonna take it down
Intensity - I feel the java rushing through my veins
Boards are reforming - to enter the fourth new version
Beyond all postcounts
Through useless forums of nerds
Unearthly boredom - assholes descent
We are entering dimensions behind comps... Beyond all postcounts
Through useless forums of nerds
Call me by my forum name
Breeding fear through useless spam
Heavenly postcount - unspeakable boredom
Emptied from all social life
Confront the spam-whore god
Beckoning silent from a chair behind screen
Through twisted threads of uncompleted posts
Sights of newbies reaching for the top
Clawing at the forum - they gonna take it down
Intensity - I feel the java rushing through my veins
Boards are reforming - to enter the fourth new version
Beyond all postcounts
Through useless forums of nerds
Unearthly boredom - assholes descent
We are entering dimensions behind comps... Beyond all postcounts
Through useless forums of nerds
Steve
New Metal Member
Now, to eliminate any thoughts of me having talent at writing parodies, another parody churned out in a few minutes.
"I see my postcount grow" he spoke
And spamming whores awoke at dawn
Sought for the hellish forum of our craving
Caught by the all embracing whorely spam
Admin - I laugh at your feeble tries - trash
Hatred in my posts and in my threads
A scream across the forums - the spamwhores weep
A useless lord upon an oaken throne
Grief inside my sig - shots at my avatar
The sealed forum is broken - Opeth
Wildspamming
A spamswept forum
Out in the obscurity where laughts are
No longer heard, screams no longer seen
And SARS is always lost
Gaze into the skies for they do suck
Blinded by the postcount of our lust
Grinded to dust
The whores are here The beast of the ravaged lands
They drink my rep
They feast upon my postcount
The tears in my eyes today
Wildspamming
That was truly horrible
"I see my postcount grow" he spoke
And spamming whores awoke at dawn
Sought for the hellish forum of our craving
Caught by the all embracing whorely spam
Admin - I laugh at your feeble tries - trash
Hatred in my posts and in my threads
A scream across the forums - the spamwhores weep
A useless lord upon an oaken throne
Grief inside my sig - shots at my avatar
The sealed forum is broken - Opeth
Wildspamming
A spamswept forum
Out in the obscurity where laughts are
No longer heard, screams no longer seen
And SARS is always lost
Gaze into the skies for they do suck
Blinded by the postcount of our lust
Grinded to dust
The whores are here The beast of the ravaged lands
They drink my rep
They feast upon my postcount
The tears in my eyes today
Wildspamming
That was truly horrible
Steve
New Metal Member
In Flames - Weed for the Gods 
Weed marries the joint
introduces itself to the
concept of loss of consciousness
Sensations repressed
make friends with
marijuana, and
and here the stoners begin to
suck away the high for life
Escape takes lead
into a world unknown uncontrolled by all
where borders are erased and blurry and infinite
Flashing lights, bright and non-viscous
blast the body with joy
Astral beats running
up to warehouses covered with gold
stairs of glowing ecstasy and drugs
shiny objects and buzzing vibrations
A stoned men´s banquet
weed for the gods
too lazy to finish now... I'll edit it late to fix it... The second verse doesn't need much editing...
There´s only 1 real world
our earth is but a shadow
Created from a child´s heart, a living jewel
from now on abode for a soul in its setting
Escape takes lead
into a world unknown uncontrolled by all
where borders are erased and potential infinite
Chosen cells, glands and transmittors
blast the body with joy
Astral feet running
up to dimensions covered with gold
stairs of glowing electroplasma
safir onyx and buzzing vibrations
A dead men´s banquet
food for the gods
Cutting the bloodline
re-tie the bleeding roots
to heavenly ship of glass
and let it drift in passive arrogance
in a one-word dialogue with the stars
Weed marries the joint
introduces itself to the
concept of loss of consciousness
Sensations repressed
make friends with
marijuana, and
and here the stoners begin to
suck away the high for life
Escape takes lead
into a world unknown uncontrolled by all
where borders are erased and blurry and infinite
Flashing lights, bright and non-viscous
blast the body with joy
Astral beats running
up to warehouses covered with gold
stairs of glowing ecstasy and drugs
shiny objects and buzzing vibrations
A stoned men´s banquet
weed for the gods
too lazy to finish now... I'll edit it late to fix it... The second verse doesn't need much editing...
There´s only 1 real world
our earth is but a shadow
Created from a child´s heart, a living jewel
from now on abode for a soul in its setting
Escape takes lead
into a world unknown uncontrolled by all
where borders are erased and potential infinite
Chosen cells, glands and transmittors
blast the body with joy
Astral feet running
up to dimensions covered with gold
stairs of glowing electroplasma
safir onyx and buzzing vibrations
A dead men´s banquet
food for the gods
Cutting the bloodline
re-tie the bleeding roots
to heavenly ship of glass
and let it drift in passive arrogance
in a one-word dialogue with the stars
Made this very late last night, i was dead tired, so it sucks, but here it goes...
Rundown
Cowardice
This chain of events
Gather and plot
The ridicule of me
Gone now
The sense of lust
Is there a cause for my johnny's downfall?
Left it back
The growth and thrust
Retaliatory strike at the weakest spot
Naked i run and stand against a wall
Clothes scattered across the seven streets
Trying to defend myself from the police
Rundown, naked and blind
Merciless
The onslaught of command
Get in line "spread your legs apart"
I won't make a stand
Subtracter
Of the decency
You threw me in a cold dark prison cell
Deceiver
Wicked wench
I'll batter you time and time again
Crossing out the gossips of others
Tired of the same old refrain
Knowing this will all be "corrected"
Fuck up, you're wasted and dead
I can't take it anymore 'cause I am rundown
Can't take it anymore on this seige-long
Naked and rundown
Naked and rundown
I can't take it anymore 'cause I am rundown
Can't take it anymore, your dick is long
Naked and rundown
Naked and run
Down
Spat it out
The come prisoners me fed
It holds a place in the civilized mouth
Forcefed
The turn of your spiteful revenge
Being rundown as we eat
Rundown
This day was lost
But i'll come back for you
And then all that you'll see
All that you'll be
Rundown
Rundown
Cowardice
This chain of events
Gather and plot
The ridicule of me
Gone now
The sense of lust
Is there a cause for my johnny's downfall?
Left it back
The growth and thrust
Retaliatory strike at the weakest spot
Naked i run and stand against a wall
Clothes scattered across the seven streets
Trying to defend myself from the police
Rundown, naked and blind
Merciless
The onslaught of command
Get in line "spread your legs apart"
I won't make a stand
Subtracter
Of the decency
You threw me in a cold dark prison cell
Deceiver
Wicked wench
I'll batter you time and time again
Crossing out the gossips of others
Tired of the same old refrain
Knowing this will all be "corrected"
Fuck up, you're wasted and dead
I can't take it anymore 'cause I am rundown
Can't take it anymore on this seige-long
Naked and rundown
Naked and rundown
I can't take it anymore 'cause I am rundown
Can't take it anymore, your dick is long
Naked and rundown
Naked and run
Down
Spat it out
The come prisoners me fed
It holds a place in the civilized mouth
Forcefed
The turn of your spiteful revenge
Being rundown as we eat
Rundown
This day was lost
But i'll come back for you
And then all that you'll see
All that you'll be
Rundown
wildfyr
unus spiritus est
Opeth - To Bid You Hairwell
I am awaiting them to arise
Gazing modestly through my broken mirror
Once it started, you lied
Abandoning my once covered proud headtops
They stand motionless
In a pile of falling hair
The sink trembles from fear
As they are falling again
My hair eludes
And in sadness I lumber
On their own ashes I am standing without a wog
She wept and whispered: "I comb..."
We talked into the night
Am I to bid you farewell?
Why can't you see that I cry
When you are leaving my head?
I love you!
I am awaiting them to arise
Gazing modestly through my broken mirror
Once it started, you lied
Abandoning my once covered proud headtops
They stand motionless
In a pile of falling hair
The sink trembles from fear
As they are falling again
My hair eludes
And in sadness I lumber
On their own ashes I am standing without a wog
She wept and whispered: "I comb..."
We talked into the night
Am I to bid you farewell?
Why can't you see that I cry
When you are leaving my head?
I love you!
oh what a great thread!!!
Needless to say I love DJ general stupidities and that's why my DJ action figure toy is starting to rubber off!
I liked MANY of the ones listed on top...but with VC one I nearly pissed on myself!!!!!!
but I couldn't give hime rep...shit i have to spread this seed i have in me...Oh, I was thinking about parodying Orion by Metallica but that would be tooooooo short....so I will think of something else
fathervic (storm to the front)
wildfyr
unus spiritus est
wildfyr
unus spiritus est
wildfyr
unus spiritus est
wildfyr
unus spiritus est
ok fokkers. here's my parody of Black and White.
bongs and brew
i am done with the bong tonight you don't toke so no buzz for you you say we are so useless but i know that's not true scorned, the ones getting high you know that don't you? when it comes to retribution i don't know but between bongs and brew there's always room for two the scale might be light but there's more room to the right cause between bongs and brew there's always room for two why leaves of green you decline? i see clear now you will find we are not all uhh... ig-no-rant so tell me dear saint you think we're all so enslaved well go stick your complaint...
(ohhh bongs and brew there's rezzzin in the screeeeen bongs and brew it might need a ream)
Trigger, and a Damage Done tune later... maybe.
bongs and brew
i am done with the bong tonight you don't toke so no buzz for you you say we are so useless but i know that's not true scorned, the ones getting high you know that don't you? when it comes to retribution i don't know but between bongs and brew there's always room for two the scale might be light but there's more room to the right cause between bongs and brew there's always room for two why leaves of green you decline? i see clear now you will find we are not all uhh... ig-no-rant so tell me dear saint you think we're all so enslaved well go stick your complaint...
(ohhh bongs and brew there's rezzzin in the screeeeen bongs and brew it might need a ream)
Trigger, and a Damage Done tune later... maybe.
