SONG TITLES FOR THE NEW CD - enemies of reality

[RETIREDTrapped]

Originally posted by Lord of Metal
Actually, you shouldn't stick anything into a printer jack that isn't supposed to be stuck into a printer jack. And there is only one thing that is supposed to be stuck into a printer jack.

your penis! You stick your penis in the printer jack!!

 

[azal]

I saw that one coming.....and I still couldn't get out of the way

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

i'm surprized that no-one else said it before me

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You know, this thread has turned out the same way DSM's usually do and he didn't even post on this one.

 

[neal]

hah yeh. i didnt think anyone would go there. leave it to some damn aussie to break the barriers of good taste. sigh...
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I posted that knowing that somebody would reply with penis, I knew it was just a matter of time.

 

[azal]

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

Originally posted by neal
hah yeh. i didnt think anyone would go there. leave it to some damn aussie to break the barriers of good taste. sigh...
-neal

*Looks in the direction of Azaldazzle, who keeps continuously saying AIDS AIDS AIDS!!*

 

[neal]

haha.
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

No not that, anything but that. Forgive me father I believe, please protect me from the anti-christ *Randy Travis*. No, he's going to kill us all with his vile *music*.

 

[azal]

Randy Travis slays Darkthrone

 

[neal]

hahhaha country music hurts my ears.
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I can hear all of the hicks in Arkansas, Incest State of America, chanting his name in unison already. They are gathering to kill us all.

 

[neal]

haha kill YOU all. good luck them finding cali. mwahaha.
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

And to think, I always suspected either Barry Manilow, Britney Spears, George W. Bush, or Micheal Jackson to be the anti-christ.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"haha kill YOU all."
No, they would say "We gonna kill yall." And you think it's hard for them to find California, how do you think they are going to feel when they have to find Iran or Canada or Alaska, oh hell, anywhere except for Arkansas.

 

[neal]

thats true. they'll get all confused cuz people outside arkensas wear shoes and dont have sex with their siblings.
-neal

 

[azal]

lol

for some reason the not wearing shoes was the funniest part of the post.

 

[neal]

yeh. incest is the obvious joke, the shoes one is a bit more of a surprise.
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Then you would be surprised to hear that they wear shoes!! Yeah, that's right. They do.