Songs about Wanking

[Profanity]

Wanking sounds gay, please use the word masturbation.

 

[KleptomaN]

It's natural, it's a release.
It's natural, it's a release.
It's a release, it's a release, it's a release.
It's a release, it's a release, it's a release.

A release from what -- your sexual appetite?
Forget it -- get real! It's artificial sex!

Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Nooooooooooooo!

Some of you will one day find a mate.
Wait until then and have the real thing.
Sexual sin is a sin against your own body.
Sexual sin is a sin against your own body.

The body's not meant for sexual immorality before the lord.
Your body's for the lord!

Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Stop! Do a guitar solo instead!

(Guitar solo)

Some of you will marry on this earth
It's not for marriage that you were given birth
Spend your time devote yourself to Go-o-o-od.
Know that master nothing could be better.

Think about it man,
Put your body in subjection.
Take all thoughts captive to the obedience of Christ!

Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
Masturbation is artificial sex!
It's a ripoff!
Set your mind on other things!
Act like Jesus is with you all the time --
Because he is!
He sees everything you do!
So walk humbly before him and with him
Over sin and over temptation in obedience!

 

[shredguitarman]

Rattlesnake Shake - Fleetwood Mac

Baby, if you got to rock
I got to be your rockin' horse
Baby, think you'd like to roll
Maybe your diggin' it more
They're shakin' the world
When it's time to crash
But when I get home tonight
I guess I got to shake myself
You need some love
You must have the blues
Ain't but the one thing
A good man can do
He do the shake
The rattlesnake shake
Man, do the shake
Yes, and jerk away the blues

Now, jerk it

break:

Now, I know this guy
His name is MickNow,
he don't care when he ain't got no chick
He do the shake
The rattlesnake shake
Yes, he do the shake
And jerks away the blues
Now, jerk it

 

[BiatchGuy]

Masturbation is artificial sex!
Stop! Do a guitar solo instead!

best. song lyric. ever. (i presume those are real lyrics?)

 

[BiatchGuy]

and btw, anyone else find it funny that one of the "similar threads" is about Blind Guardian.. lol

 

[KleptomaN]

best. song lyric. ever. (i presume those are real lyrics?)

http://www.slug.speedacm.org/~dsembr01/mp3/lust-control--the-big-m.mp3

 

[DE]

at the guitar solo bit

 

[FangsFirst]

Devo - Whip it (I think)

I'm *pretty* sure they've said that isn't...

 

[Spike]

T.I.S.M. - 'Whatareya? (You're a WANKAAA!)'