Songs that don't make any sense

[Zivilyn]

A lot of metal is more about the imagery and wording than actually telling something coherent. Sometimes annoying, sometimes poetic.

 

[skeptik]

I better see some more appreciation for these Nuctemeron lyrics, I didn't fucking type them up for my amusement (entirely...). COME ON, how can you not love this?

Hearing the confessions of a little girl
He rips the crucifix from around his neck
The urges within him have grown so strong
Unable to control, his penis becomes erect

Breaking through the wall
He has gotten to the girl
Within his hand he holds his world
Tearing through her weak flesh
He indulges what he can
Perversion of a holy man

Masturbating in the child's blood
He glares into her blackened sunken eyes
Looking to his angry god he laughs
As she joins the countless others who have died

 

[Impudent]

They don't really fit the thread. They're ridiculous lyrics, but they're coherent.

 

[Carcassian]

They don't really fit the thread. They're ridiculous lyrics, but they're coherent.

+1.

Better for a thread based on bad lyrics than nonsense lyrics.

 

[CF87]

Vag is no good to a holy man. A real holy man would have went for the little boy playing with his penis while fucking himself with metal cross, which would substitute for a dildo.

 

[Enemy242]

omg i'm kewl hardcore and emo makes me go WTF becuzcadfad 1t sucks BALLSACK

 

[Erik]

8. Avoid Secret Vanity

a limitation to utilization,
my vanish is desenvated by semblance of banish,
struggle for fatal strength shall rise
my vanity is just usurpation through violation,
concealed to descent, it's my time,
flying through born horizons, bells chime,
born in flesh, pray for mystery, it's the revelation,
my throne of elevation...

you my god - the life gets my thoughts,
you my god - give me reincarnation,
you my god - take me to the garden of origin,
you my god - of upcoming downfall...

with my hands I can feel eternity,
went to empty skies to assume history of eternity,
made this part consumed genocide, mightiest apocalypse rise!
sound of invisible time, sing last souls' songs!
get the speech of my repertory...
I come to live, avoid secret vanity,
just heard the burden of wrath,
colours of selection to renew,
struggle for fatal strength shall rise
my vanity is just usurpation through violation.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Troll Pack by The Lord Weird Slough Feg....

Cracks me up

 

[forthedyingbeautiful]

I just don't understand why he wants to be eaten!

It's based on that cray bastard who actually put a add out on the net for someone to eat him and did in fact get eaten. It happened in Germany or something.

 

[Susperia]

No f-ing way.

 

[Zivilyn]

I just don't understand why he wants to be eaten!

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3572

:zombie:

 

[Zivilyn]

Haha I love it when you all just shut the fuck up.

 

[Perdition's Light]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

mmm mmm good![/campbells]

 

[SacredReich]

Mein Teil by Rammstein is also about that.

 

[cookiecutter]

It's based on that cray bastard who actually put a add out on the net for someone to eat him and did in fact get eaten. It happened in Germany or something.

Ahhh, the wonderful uses of the internet

 

[el barto]

Ahhh, the wonderful uses of the internet

Speakin of which i'm lookin for somebody to eat any takers?

 

[mutantllama]

omg i'm kewl hardcore and emo makes me go WTF becuzcadfad 1t sucks BALLSACK

 

[Alongside Death]

And don't go for the "omg i'm kewl hardcore and emo makes me go WTF becuzcadfad 1t sucks BALLSACK". Unless your brain was pecked out by a raven. In which case, its acceptable.

I was going to post that long time ago but lately I was reading more lyrics and I found a song that just cracks me up, the title of this song is fucking hilarious.


Goratory - Total Eclipse Of The Fart

No son-of-a-bitch, could ever fart better than me,
The stench of my gaseous statments
Could suffocate a child back to a fetus

It smells like an army of insects
Crawled inside my body and died
It smells like the sewage of city
That's been backed up for 499 years!!!

The skin off their bodies.
Begins to turn gangrene.
As soon as they smell my rot
And while they cough up their insides.
I laugh in a fury of madness and hate

You could cut the stench with fucking knife!!!

That son-of-a-bitch. Couldn't fart better than me.
No son-of-a-bitch. Could ever fart better than me!!!

 

[Susperia]

Oh.

My.


GAwd.

 

[Life Sucks]

I was going to post that long time ago but lately I was reading more lyrics and I found a song that just cracks me up, the title of this song is fucking hilarious.


Goratory - Total Eclipse Of The Fart

No son-of-a-bitch, could ever fart better than me,
The stench of my gaseous statments
Could suffocate a child back to a fetus

It smells like an army of insects
Crawled inside my body and died
It smells like the sewage of city
That's been backed up for 499 years!!!

The skin off their bodies.
Begins to turn gangrene.
As soon as they smell my rot
And while they cough up their insides.
I laugh in a fury of madness and hate

You could cut the stench with fucking knife!!!

That son-of-a-bitch. Couldn't fart better than me.
No son-of-a-bitch. Could ever fart better than me!!!

Oh, those lyrics make sense, but sound like they were written by a ten year old.