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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
I think Leia was my first girlfriend* back when I was young.
*directly responsible for first boner
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
- Thread starter SonOfNun
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I think Leia was my first girlfriend* back when I was young.
*directly responsible for first boner
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
One Inch Man said:Just finished watching Empire, on to Jedi now.
Battle on Hoth = Un. Fucking. Ruly.
circus_brimstone
Forest: Sold Out
JayKeeley said:
But then we would've had to wait another three years to see Yoda fight, if he hadn't encountered Dooku.
IOfTheStorm
Gogol Bordello
You missed the alternate scene, shown at the end of the credits in some
theaters.....Palpatine slays the other two Jedi, but Mace then knocks him on
the floor...
Mace looks Palpatine in the eye and asks..."WHAT does Master Yoda look
like?".
Baffles, Palpatine shakes his head and replies..."W...What??!?!?".
Mace knocks over Palpatine's desk and shouts, "WHAT ain't no planet I ever
heard of - they speak Couruscanian on Planet WHAT?"
"Wha - What??" squeals a shuddering Palpatine.
"Say WHAT again, I dare ya, I DOUBLE dare ya, say WHAT one more time!! Now,
once more, what does Master Yoda look like, Chancellor?".
"Uh...he....he's small...."
"Go on."
"He's green..."
"Does he look like a fool?"
"What?"
Mace slams Palpatine in his face with the power of the Force, scarring him
badly...
"DOES-HE-LOOK...LIKE A FOOL?"
"N-no, h-he doesn't".
"Then why'd you try and treat him like a fool?"
"Master Windu, I swear, I..."
"Yes, you did, Chancellor, YES, YOU DID....and Master Yoda don't like being
treated like a fool by anyone, except by Mrs Yoda...and there ain't a Mrs
Yoda, so that pretty much makes things clear."
"P-please, Master Windu, d-don't....I'm just an old man...."
Mace starts to put a badass look on his face and looks Palpatine in the
eye.....Anakin walks in, Mace updates him on what has happened, then looks
right back at Palpatine..
"You know, I've got this passage I like to quote to enemies of the Jedi, and
it goes something like this:
'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of
the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of
charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for
he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon those with grreat vengeance and with FURRRRRIOUS angerrr,
those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers. And you will KNOW that
my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!!!!!' "
Mace swings his Lightsaber toward Palpatine, who defends himself with his
blue electrical force-power....Anakin questions whether they should kill
Palapatine, argues a bit with Mace and finally blocks Mace's
Lightsaber....Palpatine smiles and zaps an extra jolt of Force-energy and
blasts Mace right out to window, who plunges to his death.
Palpatine smiles at Anakin, and the scene fades to the back of Yoda's head
on the Wookie homeworld...he has a band-aid on the back of his nearly-bald
skull...
Al Green is playing in the background (appropriate music for Yoda), and we
see that it is Chewbacca Yoda is talking to...
"I think, find you will when over this war is, one smiling Wookie you will
be.....and when later, kicking it on the beach you are, saying to yourself
you will be, 'right, Master Yoda was...'......."
Chewbacca growls...
"My Wookie you are?" asks Yoda.
Chewie growls once more...
"Go down, the Droid Army will, in the fifth hour..."
theaters.....Palpatine slays the other two Jedi, but Mace then knocks him on
the floor...
Mace looks Palpatine in the eye and asks..."WHAT does Master Yoda look
like?".
Baffles, Palpatine shakes his head and replies..."W...What??!?!?".
Mace knocks over Palpatine's desk and shouts, "WHAT ain't no planet I ever
heard of - they speak Couruscanian on Planet WHAT?"
"Wha - What??" squeals a shuddering Palpatine.
"Say WHAT again, I dare ya, I DOUBLE dare ya, say WHAT one more time!! Now,
once more, what does Master Yoda look like, Chancellor?".
"Uh...he....he's small...."
"Go on."
"He's green..."
"Does he look like a fool?"
"What?"
Mace slams Palpatine in his face with the power of the Force, scarring him
badly...
"DOES-HE-LOOK...LIKE A FOOL?"
"N-no, h-he doesn't".
"Then why'd you try and treat him like a fool?"
"Master Windu, I swear, I..."
"Yes, you did, Chancellor, YES, YOU DID....and Master Yoda don't like being
treated like a fool by anyone, except by Mrs Yoda...and there ain't a Mrs
Yoda, so that pretty much makes things clear."
"P-please, Master Windu, d-don't....I'm just an old man...."
Mace starts to put a badass look on his face and looks Palpatine in the
eye.....Anakin walks in, Mace updates him on what has happened, then looks
right back at Palpatine..
"You know, I've got this passage I like to quote to enemies of the Jedi, and
it goes something like this:
'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of
the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of
charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for
he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon those with grreat vengeance and with FURRRRRIOUS angerrr,
those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers. And you will KNOW that
my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!!!!!' "
Mace swings his Lightsaber toward Palpatine, who defends himself with his
blue electrical force-power....Anakin questions whether they should kill
Palapatine, argues a bit with Mace and finally blocks Mace's
Lightsaber....Palpatine smiles and zaps an extra jolt of Force-energy and
blasts Mace right out to window, who plunges to his death.
Palpatine smiles at Anakin, and the scene fades to the back of Yoda's head
on the Wookie homeworld...he has a band-aid on the back of his nearly-bald
skull...
Al Green is playing in the background (appropriate music for Yoda), and we
see that it is Chewbacca Yoda is talking to...
"I think, find you will when over this war is, one smiling Wookie you will
be.....and when later, kicking it on the beach you are, saying to yourself
you will be, 'right, Master Yoda was...'......."
Chewbacca growls...
"My Wookie you are?" asks Yoda.
Chewie growls once more...
"Go down, the Droid Army will, in the fifth hour..."
Erik
New Metal Member
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Episode III had too many terrible parts to outweigh it's awesome parts.
I mean, come on.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
BIG WTF
I mean, come on.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
BIG WTF
Erik
New Metal Member
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Nico
Onward!
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
AsModEe
also known as ass-mode
J.
Old Fart
still haven't seen it and i'm still positive the original trilogy owns it. yes, even the ewoks.
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!" blow me
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!" blow me
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
agreed. well, as good as VI, but not better.lurch70 said:
had a big discussion about this at band practice tonight, culminating in someone saying "we're dorks."
J.
Old Fart
Well, I finally saw this and I gotta say....if you honestly believe this poorly scripted, horribly acted, laugh riot was better than any of the original episodes, well......
at you.
Are y'all serious? I thought I was watching a commercial when Darth Vader (in full suit) started throwing a baby fit. It was almost like one of those fast food commercials. ANd watching those dumb expressions and ridiculous voice changes in Sidious was a hoot. Not to mention "You've gone down a path I cannot follow." Give me a break you dumb bitch.
And what was with that whole lets-fight-while-standing-on-these-things-floating-in-lava extreme fucking CGI bullshit. Not to mention Palpatine looked like that thing from the WIshmaster movies.
Episode III=Stormblast re-recording=crap=FACT
at you.Are y'all serious? I thought I was watching a commercial when Darth Vader (in full suit) started throwing a baby fit. It was almost like one of those fast food commercials. ANd watching those dumb expressions and ridiculous voice changes in Sidious was a hoot. Not to mention "You've gone down a path I cannot follow." Give me a break you dumb bitch.
And what was with that whole lets-fight-while-standing-on-these-things-floating-in-lava extreme fucking CGI bullshit. Not to mention Palpatine looked like that thing from the WIshmaster movies.
Episode III=Stormblast re-recording=crap=FACT
cthulufhtagn
Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago
