stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[DarkGift]

you're just jealous because i'm more metal than you

yes

I found the funniest shit today. Apparently it's old but this guy gets girls from chat rooms to "cyber" with him and then he does stuff like this

HAHAHA, omg, I read that like... a couple of years ago. still very funny!

And my sister gave birth to kittens yesterday. Awesome creatures.

fix'd.

 

[Shapeless)))]

I just noticed that the word Kopplingsschema is retarded. I mean, look at it. koppliNGSSCHema, so many consonants in a row. :zombie:

 

[stefan86]

oh my. report it to the language police omzz wtf hell doom untergang

 

[Hox]

LENTOOKONESUIHKUTURBIINIMOOTTORIAPUMEKAANIKKOALIUPSEERIOPPILAS!

 

[stefan86]

 

[Alyona]

 

[Shapeless)))]

Pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you.

That's an anagram for
COMFY PLAYHOUSE, WINGLESS RADIOTHERAPIST!

 

[Hedon-]

blakck metal is satan's way of giving u small bits ov the pleazure ov doom awaits underneath, down in the pits below where flocks ov the army ov doom assemble to unleash the vinal attack ov frostbitten necromancy decrepit inhalation butchered massacre incarnation ov impending graves beyond all forgotten bonez ov the wretched titanz used to rule the ancient world, three thouzand years ago or more

 

[Shapeless)))]

Refrigeration is necessary for hard boiled eggs if they eggs are not to be consumed within a few hours.
Refrigerated boiled eggs, kept in the shell, can be kept for up to 1 week.


That's a fact. The internet says so.

 

[stefan86]

 

[Hox]

I ate his liver with a nice Chianti and some Fava beans.

 

[stefan86]

YOU ARE THE ONE PUTTING FLÄSK ON HIS BONES

FUCKING THIEF OV HUMAN LIIIIIIIIIIVES


SKIN FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
LARGER THAN LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

 

[Hox]

Norway's best musician

 

[stefan86]

High quality music there

 

[Scavneck]

5

 

[stefan86]

mp3: Lykathea Aflame - On The Way Home <01:39/06:36>
mp3: Lykathea Aflame - On The Way Home <01:42/06:36>
mp3: Lykathea Aflame - On The Way Home <01:43/06:36>
BROOTALGUTZDOOM

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[stefan86]

hai!111111111

 

[Shapeless)))]

Hello exclamation mark onehundredelevenmilliononehundredeleventhousandonhundredeleven

 

[stefan86]

Hello seveneleven doom. I'm running out of fuel. My engine needs beer lolz