stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

While reading some news about Immortal I found this and I thought its hilarious:

The "Blashyrkh Limited Edition Bag" version of "All Shall Fall" includes:

* Digipak version of "All Shall Fall"
* Logo t-shirt (size of your choice)
* Abbath's replica battle axe in the form of a stainless steel pendant
* Four buttons
* Double-sided poster
* Special black IMMORTAL plastic bag

wtf?:lol:
 
I think the special edition of the new fear factory album is funnier:


A special "tool box" edition is available via the Nuclear Blast Online Shop. The
box includes the digipack CD, carpenter pencil, hammer, screwdriver, calliper,
folding rule, measuring tape, patch (12 x 5cm), poster DIN A2 (folded to A4),
certificate with serial number and sticker DIN A5.
 
I have just finished my second three minutes song, I don't know what to call it (it's called Milky Way right now) but I think I will go for Suicide Bomber Part II and write lyrics about the aftermath of the incident. :)
 
The point of that joke eludes me :(

Or if you want some really, really racist jokes. Not meant to offend anyone, just saying. So if you are black, please don't read this.




What's the difference between a shotgun and a black person?
When the shotgun's hot, the black person's cold.

Aiaiaiai.

This one. On the joke thread (General/off topic discussion)