stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[stefan86]

that's a good reason to download the gurz pack. gurz loud keeps jehova away, actually it keeps every living thing away.

 

[(The bass player)]

In my hometown every fucking day they used to come to our house.First it was a pregnant woman,then some hot chicks and then someone who looked like Her Flick from Alo Alo

Jehovas terrorise the town I live in as well. Once I opened the door while playing metal really loud, cannot remember what band but I think it was Slayer...or perhaps venom....anyway the two jehovas, an old man and an old lady looked at each other then the old lady asked me "You don't really wanna talk about god do you?" I said no and shut the door in their face

 

[vitorias123]

Im downloading it right now.Bu in case I decide to play it loud,students will kick me out of the campus

 

[(The bass player)]

that's a good reason to download the gurz pack. gurz loud keeps jehova away, actually it keeps every living thing away.

It is to anticosmic and chaos, the music eradicates all life!

 

[stefan86]

they were probably afraid you'd beat them up, do an antimortem autopsy and gravefeast on their corpse

 

[stefan86]

Im downloading it right now.Bu in case I decide to play it loud,students will kick me out of the campus

it is hydrocosmic black metal ov death, of course it should be played loud

 

[vitorias123]

Jehovas terrorise the town I live in as well. Once I opened the door while playing metal really loud, cannot remember what band but I think it was Slayer...or perhaps venom....anyway the two jehovas, an old man and an old lady looked at each other then the old lady asked me "You don't really wanna talk about god do you?" I said no and shut the door in their face

my dad just say he will let the dogs out

 

[stefan86]

http://rapidshare.com/files/368344329/Gurz.zip.html

download this ffsz0rz

 

[stefan86]

my dad just say he will let the dogs out

 

[vitorias123]

^

My dog Sara is too old and the other dog died last summer

 

[stefan86]

my parents have a black (metal) poodle

 

[stefan86]

I want a song by song review of gurz awesomeness

 

[vitorias123]

My parents have belgian malinois

 

[vitorias123]

I want a song by song review of gurz awesomeness

56%downloaded

 

[(The bass player)]

your life will change forever

 

[stefan86]

 

[stefan86]

I still feel kinda hungover at 10 PM, so yesterday = kvlt drinking

 

[vitorias123]

Gurz-We Are Under Review

wtf

 

[stefan86]

song by song review plxz

 

[stefan86]

and send it to everybody you know, gurz is too kvlt to not be one of the most popular bands evah