stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Purple Haze]

bsog i want to pee on your chest and then vomit on your anus

 

[Shapeless)))]

MFG!

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

you can't... but hey! you'll always have yer own anus to fist in berserk mode

 

[Purple Haze]

goatse!

 

[Shapeless)))]

e-goats

 

[Purple Haze]

goats on the mailz?

 

[hexwind]

iCock

 

[vitorias123]

My name is Lucifer,please take my hand

 

[hexwind]

To the doubtful i demand take me as i am

 

[Shapeless)))]

I recieved a random message on facebook

Dear Markus.
I am Barr.Paul Baim a legal practitioner, I am the personal attorney to B.J. Boustany,a consultant.On the 26th December 2007, our deceased customer,his wife and their only daugther were involved in a plane crash and It was unfortunate that our deceased customer and his family all lost their lives in that crash.
Do kindly contact me directly on my private email adddress below thus;( paulbaim5@live.fr ) for more details inrespect for the claim of his Estate/Fund valued(usd$4.7Million)left behind before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Finance Firm.
Best Regards
Paul Baim (Esq)
Principal Attorney,
Lome Togo.
Email;paulbaim5@live.fr

OMFG I'M A MILLIONARE! :Smug:

 

[vitorias123]

omgz,marry me

Nah I recieved a lot of weird messages on facebook

One of them was:

hey Maja ,,how r ya?....well hummm wut can i say actually i won't lie and telling u stupid words and blah blah..... just i wanna talk with u just saw ur pic and u r awesome hoooooot preety cute girl as a bird or as angel so i wanted to find who r this pretty angel girl ....so i hope this b a new and good start to our friendship it doesnt matter for me if u r in a relationship or not am not searching for girlfriend here coz i think in my opinion friendship is better than anything in the world so keep in touch sweet pretty angel girl and let us begin chatting 2 each other and know everything about each other so its up 2 u now if u wanna talk here or in yahoo or msn it doesn't matter for me its oky just u r the lady and ladies always b 1st sweet honey cute girl .... oky waiting ur sweet answer i guess
with love ,
Ahmed

Funny thing is that some of my friends and my sis got the same message that day.That guy just changed our names

 

[DarkGift]

 

[isolation_years]

One of them was:



Funny thing is that some of my friends and my sis got the same message that day.That guy just changed our names

Why did you post my message , all i wanted was to be friends cuz i i just saw ur pic and u are awesome omg.......
































damn people on the internet
also markus....send me some millions

 

[stefan86]

 

[Shapeless)))]

omgz,marry me

also markus....send me some millions

:zombie:

 

[DarkGift]

 

[vitorias123]

My throat hurts Im sick again

 

[hexwind]

Bad.
I sent you flowers Maja. didn't you receive them?

 

[vitorias123]

I didnt

 

[vikk]

she eat it