stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[(The bass player)]

Obvious cat thread related stuff

 

[hexwind]

I forgot about the cat thread, I think she's lost, she had been raped by a FAKKING my pals cat, a white and brown one lately, she was running away from them !
The longest period she spent away from home was just ONE night !!!! now this is the third one :s:s

 

[Purple Haze]

you have been watching too much eletric retard comics right?

 

[DarkGift]

postjumpah

 

[hexwind]

Gonna watch American Radical - The Trials Of Norman Finkelstein

 

[(The bass player)]

I am watching "fuskbyggarna" on tv4, one of the best shows ever!

 

[Windie]

My teacher threw whipped cream in my face.

 

[Purple Haze]

that sounded so gay

 

[(The bass player)]

sure it wasn't the teacher own personal "cream"?

 

[Windie]

Dats gross ;D

No, it was pie the teacher day and I got to put a plate of whipped cream on my favorite teacher's face and she took some and threw it at me. Bitch to wash off

 

[(The bass player)]

I am a teacher, if one of my pupils did that I would kill them and burn their remains on the school yard for everyone to see and learn a very important lesson

 

[Windie]

You aren't a fun teacher at all If I was your student I would say "Screw you" and spank you with a ruler
And then i'd draw naked people on the board

 

[hexwind]

I am a teacher, if one of my pupils did that I would kill them and burn their remains on the school yard for everyone to see and learn a very important lesson

are you already a teacher?

 

[(The bass player)]

You aren't a fun teacher at all If I was your student I would say "Screw you" and spank you with a ruler
And then i'd draw naked people on the board

well you wouldn't pass my class then would you?

 

[Windie]

I don't want to take your stupid class anyway

 

[(The bass player)]

are you already a teacher?

Not really but I have field studies at the moment, I will however determine grades and everything else this time so I'm a teacher the remaining month before summer at least

 

[vikk]

so you're like Nocturno Culto? kindergarten during the day, pilling dead babies at night?

 

[Purple Haze]

he teach boys how to love satan and DIE!

 

[(The bass player)]

so you're like Nocturno Culto? kindergarten during the day, pilling dead babies at night?

No I am not that kvlt and grim sadly

 

[vitorias123]

Not really but I have field studies at the moment, I will however determine grades and everything else this time so I'm a teacher the remaining month before summer at least

Sounds nice
God knows when will I graduate