stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Adam Stryker]

For some reason the city workers decided to do sewer work last week and it would seem that they drove an entire family of cock roaches into my home. I have a bad infestation here and whats bad its that my house is spotless, mind a few pet stains on the carpet. Im uber pissed at the city workers for not letting us know when they where opening the gates of hell.

 

[vitorias123]

Woman dies of toilet brush in buttock
http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-dies-of-toilet-brush-in-buttock/story-e6frfkyi-1225868468045

 

[vikk]

Woman dies of toilet brush in buttock
http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-dies-of-toilet-brush-in-buttock/story-e6frfkyi-1225868468045

i don't really know what to think about this :zombie:

 

[the_fiend]

well, it was in the flesh of her buttocks, not inside her asshole. So...

 

[Belac]

lyrics ideas for a new Cannibal Corpse song: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ter-ripped-out-heart-of-training-partner.html

That's pretty brutal.

Exactly how the fuck did he become that violent through shrooms? You would think he was taking steroid as well or something.

 

[Purple Haze]

shut up canadian

 

[(The bass player)]

lyrics ideas for a new Cannibal Corpse song: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ter-ripped-out-heart-of-training-partner.html

Brutal stuff, I wrote some lyrics about Astec human sacrifice last week that's acctually pretty similar, slicing the chest open and taking out the heart while it's still beating and then burning it etc

 

[stefan86]

 

[DarkGift]

 

[stefan86]

HEJZAN

 

[Blackheim]

So you prefer my Daddy's cåck

Nop, but not your mom's vagina she must be ugly just like you.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

lately, chile has been spawning a new generation of young folk musicians that's so good I'm just thrilled by it

like this girl named camila... she haven't realized yet but she's ze methulz

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2O0ggh847I&playnext_from=TL&videos=dE7yvZa_iN4&feature=grec_index[/ame]

 

[stefan86]

WE ARE THE WRECKING CREW-AH

 

[Blackheim]

JUST RETREAT FOR THE WRECKING BALL MODAFOKA

 

[vitorias123]

 

[DarkGift]

 

[Blackheim]

 

[Hox]

jocke är min gris

 

[stefan86]

håkon, downloaded the demo yet?

 

[DarkGift]

i think i've sent it to him