stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Sigurðr]

 

[vikk]

is it Vikk? he hides...

i don't know what's going on, but it wasn't me, i just woke up ^^

 

[PowerBlade]

to crawl over your face in the middle of the night

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[Sigurðr]

Looks like the spider is in class learning something, how cute

 

[gt_jen]

We've got some ugly ass killers here too

the redback

and the funnel web which likes to live on the ground, or in your shoes

 

[gt_jen]

i don't know what's going on, but it wasn't me, i just woke up ^^

lucky u. i wish it was sunday again and not nearly monday morn

 

[Sigurðr]

AHHH ...stop it but now you started, I present you the Phoneutria fera (aka spawn of satan)

This little fucker is the most agressive spider in the world..and poisonous..and...JUMP, jesus this is total satan

 

[gt_jen]

ok. great. now im going to bed to have nightmares

fu all

 

[Sigurðr]

Good night

 

[PowerBlade]

I agree with jen, fu all

 

[vikk]

JESUS CHRIST GET THOSE FUCKING THINGS OUTTA HERE!

 

[vikk]

the real pic is not tho... is sad spider ov d00m

I like it, I like jumping spiders, they are tiny and they jump because they think they can kill you but they're just not so bad ass

WHA TTHE FUCK! THERES NOT WAY THIS IS FROM PLANET EARTH

 

[Sigurðr]

JESUS CHRIST GET THOSE FUCKING THINGS OUTTA HERE!

I'm afraid too but I couldnt resist sorry ):
I dont know why Jen was afraid, every living thing in Australia is poisonous/agressive/jumpah and can spread quickly

 

[vikk]

AHHH ...stop it but now you started, I present you the Phoneutria fera (aka spawn of satan)

This little fucker is the most agressive spider in the world..and poisonous..and...JUMP, jesus this is total satan

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

 

[vikk]

GODDAMIT WHERE'S THE NEXT PAGE, I DON'R WANT TO SEE ANY MORE OF THIS SHIT

 

[Purple Haze]

ITS FUCKING SATAN'S PET

 

[PowerBlade]

IM FUCKING GLAD IM NOT FUCKING LIVING IN ANY HAZARDOUS AREA WITH SATAN SPIDERS! ARGH!

 

[Purple Haze]

IM GLAD WE'RE WRITING ON CAPS

 

[vikk]

yeah, i never had such encounters either, i'm think i would run away screaming like a little girl