stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[gt_jen]

Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.

 

[gt_jen]

Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people

 

[PowerBlade]

^That's brütal!

 

[gt_jen]

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

 

[gt_jen]

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

 

[gt_jen]

Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.

 

[gt_jen]

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet

 

[gt_jen]

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems

 

[gt_jen]

and on that note

goodnight

 

[hexwind]

good night wisdomseed

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

night

BSOG I cant believe you are 26,I thought you are my age

how old did you think I was? judging by yer pics you must be 20... maybe 21 so, what's the big deal? people usually say I look a bit younger but now I'm using br00tal beard ov d00m so I might look like a proper 26 years old gr00vy guy

 

[hexwind]

I'm the only one... left alive...

 

[hexwind]

night



how old did you think I was? judging by yer pics you must be 20... maybe 21 so, what's the big deal? people usually say I look a bit younger but now I'm using br00tal beard ov d00m so I might look like a proper 26 years old gr00vy guy

Did Maja... POST A PIC OF HER/HIMSELF????

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

no, time ago we were annoying her with the whole "pics or gtfo" thing and I was bored, so I decided to track her down so later I could extort her and motofuckingcross her, when I found her I decided not to extort her, I guess she will post a pic when feels like it

 

[hexwind]

She will... sooner or later.. now POST MOAR PICS OV U PEOPLE.

 

[vikk]

i need to pee

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

I'm high on sugar

 

[hexwind]

 

[PowerBlade]

 

[BastardSonOfGod]