stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Serious black metal is too serious for me. They all look like they're about to crap.

Comedy black metal on the other hand.. Well that's just genius! :D

wat

^i hate comedy in music



serious BM......enh you gotta take it for what it is, im not gonna worship satan over it.....but it could be gayer :p

Yes

black metal is for fags :)

No


Yes :kickass:
 
And exactly what should black metal sound like? A monotone one string guitar riff recorded through a phone answering machine? Because that seem to be the sort of black metal people prefer and hail and I really do not get it, sounds like crap!

And that's why I only listen to newer black metal, and not the shit Mayhem and others "produced" in the early years... Bathory sounds like cåck as well
 
And that's why I only listen to newer black metal, and not the shit Mayhem and others "produced" in the early years... Bathory sounds like cåck as well

Bathorys albusm have crappy production and the first album really sucks but the other albums have songs that by far make up for the lack of production something most other black metal bands don't have. Under the sign of the black mark is still the best black metal album ever :)
 
As much as I love bm and i really do, i allways say I dont cause i dont like talking with bm elitists hehehhehehe and because nobody believes me :)