stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[stefan86]

Liking Slaughtering The Will To Live is definite ass assault

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

i have such a bad hangover after 2 days of extreme boozin that I think the good lord is actually hitting my head with a hammer. or stefans penis

 

[stefan86]

haha. im getting drunk again today probably

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

pussy

 

[stefan86]

im not a pussy, im singing lazarus.

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

that's like saying "I'm not gay, I just suck dicks"

 

[stefan86]

It's pretty convenient Coldplay time!

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

meaning "penis time!"
I'm sorry, I have nothing against gays. but those damn blacks...

 

[stefan86]

OH YES! Now I'm not gay though, listening to Cult of Luna and now Pestilence. lawl deth metul

 

[stefan86]

hai!

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[viewerfromnihil]

here's a good question...

is it gay if you suck dick for money?

 

[Scavneck]

An even better question because the answer for yours is yes.

If you could travel 5 min back in time, and you saw your self and had sex with, would that be a gay act or an act of masturbation?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

assisted masturbation


if you make a female clone of yourself and have sex with it, is it incest or masturbation?

 

[Scavneck]

It's Insesturbation I guess, or Improved Assisted Masturbation.

 

[Hedon-]

assisted masturbation


if you make a female clone of yourself and have sex with it, is it incest or masturbation?

would she look just like you with a pussy?uke:

 

[viewerfromnihil]

would she look just like you with a pussy?uke:

actually, i would make a sexy girl i'm skinny, and have a girl shaped butt anyways actually, if i straighten/part my hair to the side, put on make up, got some fake titties, wore chick pants, and hid my dick in my butt hole... i'd probably look like a girl

 

[wandering_taco]

actually, i would make a sexy girl i'm skinny, and have a girl shaped butt anyways actually, if i straighten/part my hair to the side, put on make up, got some fake titties, wore chick pants, and hid my dick in my butt hole... i'd probably look like a girl

This may be one of the gayest posts I have ever seen.

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

This may be one of the gayest posts I have ever seen.

+1

 

[stefan86]

+2