Also, stop hanging out so much in the Opeth forum. You don't belong there.
Julebruskongen! The Christmas-Soda King! He drinks 700 liters of soda every year, hence the name.
Better to stalk you to keep you from harm, lest you lapse into non-retardedness.. and maybe you'll even stop seeing the cool folkz at the Bloodbath forum forever!
If Storm of Damnation is a hail of album covers.. What, then, is Storm of Deliverance?