stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Hox]

Yes he does. I heard it in the news today, even.

 

[Hox]

I'm gonna pwn you, now that the forum is empty!

 

[Hox]

Fourth post.. Doing good so far! No interruptions..

 

[Hox]

Did you guys know that 4 + 1 = 5?

 

[Hox]

6 + 660 = 666!

 

[Hox]

There are seven sins of death, and I have broken every single one.

 

[Hox]

swedishmetalrules looks like the number 8!

8

I reign supreme once again. All bow before the Norwegian sovereign!

 

[Para Bellum]

Well done, almighty Abbath!

 

[Hox]

 

[Para Bellum]

 

[Hox]

It doesn't look good for me:

1. Good to bed - boring
2. Get drunk - not good, my exam is on Monday
3. Hang around here - there's noone here!
4. Play a game - I should go to bed

 

[Hox]

 

[Para Bellum]

You forgot....

5. Go work on ze new Immortal record. (DO IT NAU!)
6. Touch yourself... probably doing that already, aren't you?!?!
7. Go bask in the Norwegian countryside... with an axe... and a goat....
8. Get me my freakin powdered donut!

Any of those. ^^

 

[Hox]

I wonder if he has a baseball under that suit..

 

[Para Bellum]

That vid was so scarring...

 

[Hox]

There will be no more Immortal records. There will only be remix albums and greatest hits albums. Abbath has decided that the fans aren't grim and frostbitten enough to deserve a new album.

Norwegians don't touch themselves. I just do like Toki..

It's 01:28 over here.. no goats nearby, I don't have an axe(only a mighty sword).

I might have a donut.. actually, I do.
OM NOM NOM
But not anymore.

 

[Para Bellum]

I can't believe you ate my donut.........

 

[Hox]

I have also decided to eat a pizza.

 

[Para Bellum]

At 1:30 in the morning?!

 

[Hox]

It's not morning, it's night! It sounds more grim that way. What can I say, Norwegian metalheads are hungry.. all the time. Mostly for blood, but sometimes a pizza does the trick, too.

What does Para Bellum mean?