stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[wandering_taco]

pfft, hate taking work home.
At least wine helps

No drinking on the job silly!

 

[Alyona]

I'm at home! so it doesn't count...

.. I wish I was a bar maid again sometimes.. all these responsibilities are rubbish and over rated.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[Alyona]

^you're just a pretty face

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

me or the smiley?

 

[Alyona]

both

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

oh, thanks

you know, I was wondering, what is the elf on yer shoulder telling you?

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[Alyona]

He's whispering lil secrets to me

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

that little bastard... bet he's trying to make a move on ya

 

[Alyona]

ha, no-he's telling me to make a move on you instead

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

Oh my... that would be a smart move

 

[Hox]

Pfft, n00bs.

 

[Alyona]

shut up Hox...

I'm being shy

 

[Hox]

no u

 

[Alyona]

Your avatar is pointing at me! And not wearing a hat! lol loser

 

[Hox]

I don't need a hat. I just need corpsepaint. My avatar is not only pointing at YOU, it's telling YOU that you are a worthless, un-metal, un-frostbitten, un-kvlt and un-grim metalhead!

 

[Alyona]

Your avatar lies!

 

[Hox]

Maybe. You never know when Abbath lies and when he is not. That's the beauty of chaos, and that is why Abbath should rule the world!

 

[Alyona]

why did someone hit him in the face with a chess board?