stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Purple Haze]

A penis has a sad life... His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighboor is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him

 

[Belac]

 

[gt_jen]

We could make a 50% gurz 50% female power metal song called Epic Epicapocalypse

Say fast that a few times when your drunk....

 

[stefan86]

Maybe I should say that fast five times as an intro to the song Most epic song title scream in the beginning so far is The Eerie Path of A Dismal Dying Embrace. I say something completely different since the song name is ultra long

 

[stefan86]

http://www.lastfm.se/music/Gurz/_/The+Eerie+Path+of+A+Dismal+Dying+Embrace <3

 

[stefan86]

and goodnight-ah

 

[gt_jen]

I laugh when I read The Immense Hate For Human Kind That Rests Within My Dying Veins

 

[vikk]

in Portuguese:

Epica= épica
é pica = is cock

 

[Belac]

My god Lindsay Lohan is ugly and untalented. Why do press care about her so much? I just saw a pic from her mimicing a Marilyn Monroe shoot and it was honestly one of the most unattractive things I have ever seen.

That is all!!!

 

[the_fiend]

ffs what retarded amount of posting... 8 pages in 3 hours or so...

 

[the_fiend]

Me and my sis are going to Metal Camp so if anyone goes there as well,we can get drunk or something

hehe, will you wear a burqa to make sure your identity remains undisclosed?

 

[nizzon]

no way it would suck harder than the new demiurg song i tried out

You're just saying that to piss me off!

 

[Purple Haze]

 

[Purple Haze]

we'll probably release it as an LP so that we may at last see pics of maja

now that I remember it, Maja made a promise

 

[Belac]

Mr.Haze, I just took a massive hit of herbal delight, and I got such a rush I think I passed out for half a second. Fuck I love a good bud

 

[Purple Haze]

I need some haze tho, Im getting payed next so Im getting a shitload of weed

 

[PowerBlade]

We could make a 50% gurz 50% female power metal song called Epic Epicapocalypse

 

[David Hesser]

Ze forum is dead :O Oh no!

 

[stefan86]

You're just saying that to piss me off!

well of course that's half the joy but it's funny cause it's true also hehehe

 

[Blackheim]

no jew