stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Alyona]

I've never had a lemon pie-you'll have to teach me one day, how to make them

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

lemon pies are one of the few things I can cook properly so, I think I'm able to teach you

 

[Alyona]

I can teach you how to make lots and lots of things in return..

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

yes, yes you can I can make rice, pasta, lemon pies, mmmm, carbonada (argentinian food with chilean name, kinda odd), a few other small things aaaand... I'm good with barbeques

that's sad actually

 

[wandering_taco]

I can teach to make orgasm.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

I don't need it, I already know how to make one, thanks

 

[wandering_taco]

Damn it! Its the only thing I know how to teach.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

actually, that's not a bad thing

 

[Ross]

I can teach to make orgasm.

TEACH ME OH masterful god

and i shall teach you to get drunk swedish/english style

 

[DarkGift]

Opeth - seeing tonight

guess who?!?!

LOLZLZZLZZZOLLORZ!1

LULZ SO PWND




This forum is teh luvz

 

[Ross]

NO! you are teh luvs

 

[-[chop]-]

yes, yes you can I can make rice, pasta, lemon pies, mmmm, carbonada (argentinian food with chilean name, kinda odd), a few other small things aaaand... I'm good with barbeques

that's sad actually

thats not sad....i cant make lemon pie...but i can do pasta <3

 

[Ross]

i can make

 

[DarkGift]

NO! you are teh luvs

ty

 

[wandering_taco]

Its easy! You play with your willie until you pee mayonaise.

edit: dont eat the mayonaise

 

[-[chop]-]

i can make

Of course you can....

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

thats not sad....i cant make lemon pie...but i can do pasta <3

pasta ftw!!!! it never fails

 

[-[chop]-]

Pasta is so good and its methuLz!!!

 

[wandering_taco]

I like pesto on noodles.

 

[Ross]

Its easy! You play with your willie until you pee mayonaise.

edit: dont eat the mayonaise

:0 thank you oh great one