stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

i thought you had a girlfriend before mohamed, or was that the cat?

Yes, i had a girlfriend before, but we never sexed, i'm too dumb, she invited me to her house and said that nobody's there, i was so doubtful whether she wanted to sex or it's just the pervert inside of me interpreting her words like that :lol:
I must admit that I regret missing that chance, as she had the best ass i've seen