stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Alyona]

 

[Hox]

 

[Alyona]

You're just bitter

 

[Hox]

no u

 

[Alyona]

I want 4000 posts please

 

[Hox]

Why would I be bitter? I am the Unholy Emperor of this forum.

 

[Hox]

You better start posting if you're so fucking keen on 4000 posts, woman.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

hox is bitter

 

[Hox]

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[Hox]

Dog Bastard of Son!

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

Cox

 

[Hox]

Why?

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

dunno where is my honey bunny? what did you do with her?!

 

[Hox]

If you defeat me in the ancient art of Norwegian Tvekamp!

 

[Hox]

Er, I will tell you. If you do the above.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

what if I beat you to death with a spoon instead?

 

[Hox]

If the spoon is your weapon of choice, and you beat me to death with it, then you have indeed defeated me in Tvekamp.
Still alive, tho!

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

then, I will have to asphyxiate you to death with the underwear of a porn star of yer choice

(dunno what is tvekamp )

 

[Hox]

I choose Alyona.