stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[vikk]

fu post here again

Life is like a bookcase and happiness is candy on the top shelf and you're a four year old who can't reach. Just don’t be surprised when the whole lot crashes down on you when you climb up to reach it and the candy falls further out of reach… and then you die.

 

[SatanDevilDiablo]

so... you're basically saying you're going to leave me?

Wat? No.. Pfft. I'd never..

Yes.. That's what I'm saying.

 

[DarkGift]

 

[SatanDevilDiablo]

No.. I could never leave you Jocke! :* <3

 

[Morbides]

You two are lovely together.

 

[hexwind]

fu post here again

Life is like a bookcase and happiness is candy on the top shelf and you're a four year old who can't reach. Just don’t be surprised when the whole lot crashes down on you when you climb up to reach it and the candy falls further out of reach… and then you die.

Bottom line, ask your mom to get you candy = ask your mom to get you all the best things in life = ask your mom to get you boobs

sorry, i'm not Powerblade

 

[DarkGift]

No.. I could never leave you Jocke! :* <3

<3<3<3

You two are lovely together.

yes we are

 

[stefan86]

fags

 

[DarkGift]

no jew

 

[hexwind]

I woke up around 2:30 AM last night, and my face was full of blood, it was brutal as fuck !

 

[Morbides]

next time ask her to make sure it's ok

 

[vikk]

I woke up around 2:30 AM last night, and my face was full of blood, it was brutal as fuck !

pics or didn't happen

 

[DarkGift]

next time ask her to make sure it's ok

 

[hexwind]

I would picture myself if u asked me before

 

[hexwind]

next time ask her to make sure it's ok

no u

 

[DarkGift]

which reminds me

 

[Morbides]

as if

 

[vikk]

I would picture myself if u asked me before

i only believe if its in the internet

 

[DarkGift]

OH MY GOD THERE'S BEEN A HORRBILE ACCIDENT!


i'm just kidding, it's just pussy

 

[hexwind]

i'm just kidding, it's just pussy

what?? Pussy???? MY LOST CAT???????????