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http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/anathema/2010/principal-club-theatre-thessaloniki-greece-5bd5eb90.html
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nizzon
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they played ultra early before porcupine tree. apparently globen says the start times and not the times you can start entering on tickets. fags 
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some pretty funny stories up till now
some pretty funny stories up till now
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Sylvester says:
September 8, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Jonas and I would have a day that goes like this (insert cheesy 80′s style fade here):
8:00-9:00 a.m.-Well, the dude is still sleeping, rock star schedule and all, ya know!
9:00-10:00 a.m.-Jonas finally wakes his lazy ass up, I hand him the bong and we blaze some nugs. Chow down on some eggs and bacon and head on out!
10:00 a.m-Noon.-Kick back and listen to the latest Katatonia CD and he gives me a personal track by track breakdown and insights into the creation of the whole thing. While extremely stoned. Which is why it takes two goddamn hours!
Noon-1:00 p.m.-Hit a really killer Mexican restaurant, make pathetic attempt to order food and flirt with the cute waitress in Spanish, eat til we’re sweating salsa, drink first Coronas and tequila! Jonas grabs guitar from stunned mariachi player and breaks into “La Bamba, but sings it in Swedish!
1:00 p.m.-3:00 p.m.-Peruse the local record shops and dig through the black metal section, rearranging and ordering it by the following criteria: corpsepaint style and technique, legibility of logo and overall “troo”-ness. Store owner thanks us by flinging Creed and Nickleback discs at our heads as we run out of the store!
3:00 p.m.-5:00 p.m.-Hit the Flying Saucer Draught Pub in downtown Houston and have several pints of ale. Followed by several more! Sing loudly along with the entire Holy Diver album and empty out the place!
5:00 p.m.-7:00 p.m.-Jonas and I hang out with the rest of my band at practice, we play all the songs we know, and he is curled up in the fetal position in a corner halfway through due to a combination of the beer we consumed earlier and the absolutely high suck factor involved when we plug in and play.
7:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m.-Having recovered from our band practice, We all go out for steaks and more beers, Jonas dominates the conversation with lots of pointers for us, prefacing each one with “Guys, if you want your band to suck less, you have to….”. Thankfully, none of his hints involve goats, rubber waders and gloves, or a turkey baster. Jonas offers to take care of the dinner tab, but then realizes that he left his wallet back in Sweden. Oops!
8:00 p.m.-9:00 p.m.-Jonas and I head back to the house to get really blazed again. Takes half an hour and the other half is spent
9:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m.-Off to a local bar for more beer and some heavy metal karaoke!
We get hammered and duet on “Ace Of Spades”, “You Don’t Have To be Old To Be Wise”, “Raining Blood” and “Cherry Pie”. The last one is Jonas’ pick. Security throws us out when Jonas stumbles onstage during one poor lady’s rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” loudly proclaiming “you’re doing it all wrong ya old cunt!”
10:00 p.m.-11:00 p.m.-Swing by local all-nude strip club, get lap dances while listening to Katatonia album.
11:00 p.m.-Midnight-Go out to local trendy strip, make fun of hipsters and losers, scream more metal hits at the tops of our lungs in wine bar, get even more hammered, black out and wake up in a dumpster. High fives all around and Jonas is on a plane back home!
It would be a great day!
lol
September 8, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Jonas and I would have a day that goes like this (insert cheesy 80′s style fade here):
8:00-9:00 a.m.-Well, the dude is still sleeping, rock star schedule and all, ya know!
9:00-10:00 a.m.-Jonas finally wakes his lazy ass up, I hand him the bong and we blaze some nugs. Chow down on some eggs and bacon and head on out!
10:00 a.m-Noon.-Kick back and listen to the latest Katatonia CD and he gives me a personal track by track breakdown and insights into the creation of the whole thing. While extremely stoned. Which is why it takes two goddamn hours!
Noon-1:00 p.m.-Hit a really killer Mexican restaurant, make pathetic attempt to order food and flirt with the cute waitress in Spanish, eat til we’re sweating salsa, drink first Coronas and tequila! Jonas grabs guitar from stunned mariachi player and breaks into “La Bamba, but sings it in Swedish!
1:00 p.m.-3:00 p.m.-Peruse the local record shops and dig through the black metal section, rearranging and ordering it by the following criteria: corpsepaint style and technique, legibility of logo and overall “troo”-ness. Store owner thanks us by flinging Creed and Nickleback discs at our heads as we run out of the store!
3:00 p.m.-5:00 p.m.-Hit the Flying Saucer Draught Pub in downtown Houston and have several pints of ale. Followed by several more! Sing loudly along with the entire Holy Diver album and empty out the place!
5:00 p.m.-7:00 p.m.-Jonas and I hang out with the rest of my band at practice, we play all the songs we know, and he is curled up in the fetal position in a corner halfway through due to a combination of the beer we consumed earlier and the absolutely high suck factor involved when we plug in and play.
7:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m.-Having recovered from our band practice, We all go out for steaks and more beers, Jonas dominates the conversation with lots of pointers for us, prefacing each one with “Guys, if you want your band to suck less, you have to….”. Thankfully, none of his hints involve goats, rubber waders and gloves, or a turkey baster. Jonas offers to take care of the dinner tab, but then realizes that he left his wallet back in Sweden. Oops!
8:00 p.m.-9:00 p.m.-Jonas and I head back to the house to get really blazed again. Takes half an hour and the other half is spent
9:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m.-Off to a local bar for more beer and some heavy metal karaoke!
We get hammered and duet on “Ace Of Spades”, “You Don’t Have To be Old To Be Wise”, “Raining Blood” and “Cherry Pie”. The last one is Jonas’ pick. Security throws us out when Jonas stumbles onstage during one poor lady’s rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” loudly proclaiming “you’re doing it all wrong ya old cunt!”
10:00 p.m.-11:00 p.m.-Swing by local all-nude strip club, get lap dances while listening to Katatonia album.
11:00 p.m.-Midnight-Go out to local trendy strip, make fun of hipsters and losers, scream more metal hits at the tops of our lungs in wine bar, get even more hammered, black out and wake up in a dumpster. High fives all around and Jonas is on a plane back home!
It would be a great day!
lol
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nizzon
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they played ultra early before porcupine tree. apparently globen says the start times and not the times you can start entering on tickets. fags
understatement of the day
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they played ultra early before porcupine tree. apparently globen says the start times and not the times you can start entering on tickets. fags
yeah, teh suckage
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