stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Purple Haze]

the shittiest lyrics I've ever seen, even worse than hexwind's random gibberish

 

[David Hesser]

Waking the Cadaver is just so fuckin boring, and the riffs and etc. are just lame as fuck... If I want to listen some slam or brutal shit I'll chose Devourment, Abominable Putridity or Hour of Penance or something else but not that "we-want-to-be-br00tal-but-we-are-gay-as-shit-omg" WtC

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[(The bass player)]

yay, worst friday EVER

Sp great party then?

 

[(The bass player)]

In response to my review of the latest Waking the Cadaver a member messaged me on myspace to inform me that the second song on the album was written about me due to my dissection of their previous material. Should I let them think im intimidated? Check out the lyrical genius.

"Reign Supreme

Choke as I squeeze your throat,
drown as I hold you down,
never get free,

Choke as I squeeze your throat,
drown as I hold you down,
you'll never get free,

now that your captured,
the time now has come,
to feel the pain,
the pain i reign,
reign supreme,
you’ll never get free,

Bones - Brains - Blood - Raw,

Your about to face the wrath of my, ruthless beatings with my fist,
Your about to face the wrath of my, ruthless beatings with my fist,

There is,
no way out of here this time,
just kiss your ass goodbye,

Don’t even waste your time,
thinking how to escape my sinful scheme,
You can’t break those chains,

Doom is what’s in store for you,
Now you’re not so fuckin’ tough,
With all your organs split,
To hell with your prayers,
nothing can save you now,
Go internet fagit cry,
Now its all over,

making an example,
ridiculing you,
making an example,
ending your life
making an example,
ridiculing you,
making an example,
as I stand proud,

I OWN VICTORY!
Now I Reign Supreme,
Over your life.
"

What a bunch of faggots!

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

went to their myspace... awful... went to metallum, they have an album with 14 reviews and an average of 12%!!!! awesome!!!!

 

[(The bass player)]

 

[PowerBlade]

Shitty bands are normally shitty shit of shit

 

[PowerBlade]

Good morning by the way...

 

[the_fiend]

LOL, i just youtube-d a song... epic comments... and epic musicianship (but i guess that goes without saying)...

 

[stefan86]

Sp great party then?

drank a lot and nothing happened. fucking disco crap

 

[DarkGift]

In other news: I just found out pronounciation is not actually spelled pronounciation, noooo, it's pronunciation. I've been spelling it wrong for years. Smee feels like a failure.

haha, no way, me too! :zombie:

Stole this from someone on facebook, made me lol so hard I just had to share it :
‎"I heard it's national bring your plane to work day tomorrow."

 

[stefan86]

 

[(The bass player)]

Die!

 

[PowerBlade]

No thanks

 

[nizzon]

Waking the Cadaver is just so fuckin boring, and the riffs and etc. are just lame as fuck... If I want to listen some slam or brutal shit I'll chose Devourment, Abominable Putridity or Hour of Penance or something else but not that "we-want-to-be-br00tal-but-we-are-gay-as-shit-omg" WtC

Awesome lyrics!
I cant stand these silly pig vocals, there is nothing brutal about it at all.

 

[stefan86]

well actual brutal vocals that are done with power and volume can be good but all those fake deathcoreish pig squeals are geigh

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

damn that band sounds bad

 

[stefan86]

any band that has a songtitle-ish bandname is usually gay

 

[stefan86]

I'll keep that in mind for when we get sick of Desolator and decide to make money